The Taking of Beverly Hills

Boomer Hayes:
[Benitez has crashed his tank into a swimming pool] Touchdown, a**hole!

Benitez:
It's only half-time, my friend. Half-time!

Boomer Hayes:
That's enough of this sh*t! I'm not playing defense anymore!

Ed Kelvin:
[Conluding his opening monologue on Beverly Hills]... Of course if you're a beverly hills cop like me you just can't afford to live here... makes you think doesn't it?

Benitez:
Did you know that human being's only natural defense is the use of his intelligence? But you wouldn't know a f***ing thing about that, would you, Varney?

Varney:
Kinda leaves you unarmed doesn't it, Benitez?

Boomer Hayes:
Good thing you're hear, Bat. Been meaning to talk to you about my contract.

Robert Masterson:
It's been canceled. [Fires cross-bow]

Varney:
[Dropping a bomb at Boomer's feet] Looks like you're going to live up to your name after all... Boomer. [laughs]

Varney:
[Boomer throws Varney's bomb back at him] What? BOOMER!

Robert Masterson:
[Signing a song from the 'Christmas Carol' musical] Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!

Benitez:
[Chasing Boomer in his Swat tank] Your ass is mine now quater back

Ed Kelvin:
You're gonna love this, you know this car is worth 155,000 bucks?

Boomer Hayes:
So what?

Ed Kelvin:
Well, my house doesn't cost 155,000 bucks.

Boomer Hayes:
Can't drive your house, can ya?

Ed Kelvin:
[On why he took part in the heist] Some of the greed rubbed off... what did you expect?

Boomer Hayes:
You married?

Ed Kelvin:
Nah. My wife left me... for a dentist. Probably better oral sex or something. You know, we're both selfish men, except I'm goin' to jail for it.

Ed Kelvin:
[Having just shot dead a fellow looter] There wasn't suppose to be any blood.

Boomer Hayes:
[In disbelief] All these guys with guns and no-one suppose to get hurt?

Ed Kelvin:
[as they steal a limo] Well atleast we'll die in luxury

Boomer Hayes:
They're gonna need more then a battering-ram to get through this door.

Ed Kelvin:
Uhh, I gotta tell you something.

Boomer Hayes:
[Sees the SWAT tank heading straight for the door] OH, NO!

Ed Kelvin:
[Both start running] That's what I forgot to tell you!

Benitez:
You lame son-of-a-B*TCH! SAY SOMETHING!

Boomer Hayes:
Did you see that throw I made today?

Benitez:
I hate football!

Boomer Hayes:
[Throws a rock at Beitez's head, killing him] Well, I really... hate guys... who don't like football.

Ed Kelvin:
[Explaining what it's like being a cop in Beverly Hills]... You start wondering... Hey what about me I put in the extra hours, I put my life on the line... what about having some the good stuff for me. And yet I keep being told that nowhere in the world cops are paid more than in Beverly Hills... well big f***ing deal. This is nowhere else in the word this is Beverly Hills... a depository for the world's greed.

Varney:
Crime doesn't pay, boys! But it sure beats working.