The Teahouse of the August Moon

Col. Wainwright Purdy III:
You'll need an interpreter...

Captain Fisby:
I can study the language.

Col. Wainwright Purdy III:
No need. We won the war.

Col. Wainwright Purdy III:
Plan B calls for the schoolhouse to be pentagon-shaped.

Sakini:
She says Lotus Blossom unfair competition.

Captain Fisby:
Granted.

Sakini:
And she say you promised her everyone gonna be equal, Boss.

Captain Fisby:
And I intend to keep my word.

Sakini:
She say she can't be equal, Boss, until she has everything Lotus Blossom have.

Captain Fisby:
What Lotus Blossom has, the government doesn't issue!

Captain Fisby:
I used to worry a lot about not being a big success. I've made peace with myself somewhere between my ambitions and my limitations...

Sakini:
Pain make man think. Thought make man wise. Wisdom make life endurable.

Sakini:
Socks up boss!

Captain Fisby:
I have found peace somewhere between my ambitions and my limitations.