The Theory of Everything

Jane Hawking:
So, I take it you've never been to church?

Stephen Hawking:
Once upon a time.

Jane Hawking:
Tempted to convert?

Stephen Hawking:
I have a slight problem with the celestial dictatorship premise.

Stephen Hawking:
There should be no boundaries to human endeavor. We are all different. However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there's life, there is hope.

Jane Hawking:
I have loved you.

Stephen Hawking:
No... doctors. No doctors!

[last lines]

Jane Hawking:
What you're writing?

Stephen Hawking:
Look what we made. [they look at their kids]

Stephen Hawking:
[introducing themselves for the first time] Hello.

Jane Hawking:
Hello.

Stephen Hawking:
Science.

Jane Hawking:
Arts.

Stephen Hawking:
I'm sorry. I did my best.

Jane Hawking:
What about you? What are you?...

Stephen Hawking:
Cosmologist, I'm a Cosmologist.

Jane Hawking:
What is that?

Stephen Hawking:
It is a kind of religion for intelligent atheists.

Jane Hawking:
Your glasses are always dirty.

Brian:
Stephen, your 'motor-mouth' disease, does it affect, um...

Stephen Hawking:
What?

Brian:
[Gesturing towards his crotch] Uh, everything?

Stephen Hawking:
What? No. Different system. Automatic.

Brian:
Are you serious? Well that's pretty wonderful isn't it? Well it certainly explains a lot about men.

Stephen Hawking:
[from trailer] What if I reverse time to see what happened at the beginning of time itself?

Jane Hawking:
Wind back the clock?

Stephen Hawking:
[speaking for the first time on his speech-generating device] My name is Stephen Hawking.

Stephen Hawking:
I will write a book.

Jane Hawking:
About what?

Stephen Hawking:
Time.

Jane Hawking:
Time?

Stephen Hawking:
What is the nature of time? Will it ever come to an end? Can we go back in time? Some day these answers may seem as obvious to us as the Earth orbiting the sun, or perhaps as ridiculous as a tower of tortoises. Only time, that's what we say.

Technician:
[presenting Hawking with the speech-generating device] Welcome to the future.

Stephen Hawking:
[speaks for the first time] My name is Stephen Hawking...

Jane Hawking:
[astonished] It's American!

Technician:
Is that a problem?

Jane Hawking:
Oh, my goodness, well... is there another voice?

Technician:
It's the only one lately I have at the moment.

Jane Hawking:
[smiles with delight] I think it's great!

Stephen Hawking:
It is clear that we are just an advanced breed of primates on a minor planet orbiting around a very average star, in the outer suburb of one among a hundred billion galaxies. BUT, ever since the dawn of civilization people have craved for an understanding of the underlying order of the world. There ought to be something very special about the boundary conditions of the universe. And what can be more special than that there is no boundary? And there should be no boundary to human endeavor. We are all different. However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there is life, there is hope.

Cockcroft Guest 2:
Now you are recognized everywhere. How do you deal with all the attention?

Stephen Hawking:
[grinning] I was stopped recently by a tourist at Cambridge who asked if I was the real Stephen Hawking. I replied I was not, and said the real one was much better looking.

Audience:
[laughing]

Jane Hawking:
What do cosmologists worship?

Stephen Hawking:
A single unifying equation that explains everything in the universe.