The Thing Called Love

James Wright:
This check seems to be made out to "selfish, arrogant d*ckhead."

Miranda Presley:
Yeah, they'll cash it. They know it's you.

Miranda Presley:
Look out Music City, cause here I am and I ain't never leavin'!

Miranda Presley:
Look out Nashville, cause I'm here now and I ain't never leavin'!

James Wright:
How many Beatles are there?

Kyle Davidson:
Three... and Ringo.

[Kyle runs into back of a guy's car and a crowd gathers]

Driver:
Didn't you see the stop sign?

Kyle Davidson:
That's my song!

Driver:
Well, that's my car!

Kyle Davidson:
That's my song playing on the radio!

Driver:
You wrote that song?

Kyle Davidson:
Yeah!

Bystander:
You're a better songwriter than you are a driver.

Kyle Davidson:
That's my song!

Bystander:
That song's all right.

Kyle Davidson:
Kinda makes ya wanna pat your foot, doesn't it?

Bystander:
You shoulda patted the brake one time.

Kyle Davidson:
That's my song!

Bystander:
You got two hits in one day!

Linda Lue Linden:
Hey Kyle Davidson!

Kyle Davidson:
Hey Linda Lue, is that your pretty face I'm seein'?

Linda Lue Linden:
Well it ain't nobody's butt.

Kyle Davidson:
I'm going to go write some more of those good songs.

Miranda Presley:
Yeah, write a good one for me.

Kyle Davidson:
I write them *about* you.

Miranda Presley:
You're always asking everyone else what they think.

Linda Lue Linden:
That's right. And you know what? I'm not going to do it anymore. If I don't feel like bein' nice to somebody, I'm just goin' to be mean... or at least impolite.

Kyle Davidson:
You want me to tell you how I feel about you?

Miranda Presley:
Yeah.

Kyle Davidson:
Okay, okay. Uh, sometimes you hear a song on the radio and it's just the song you want to hear right then, and then it's over and you're just glad you heard it.

Miranda Presley:
And I'm like that song?

Kyle Davidson:
No, you're nothing like that song. You're like if that was the only song in the world that I could hear for the rest of my life. You're that song.

Linda Lue Linden:
You Know Kyle Davidson, there's something you never knew about me.

Kyle Davidson:
What's that?

Linda Lue Linden:
[she kisses him] You could have had me for a song

James Wright:
This didn't have to get ugly

Miranda Presley:
And what about... me?

James Wright:
You want to come all the way to Memphis just to sit around and watch me record? I thought you'd want to stay here. settle into our, house...

Miranda Presley:
And do what?

James Wright:
do what? don't know. What does one do anywhere? There's a number of things you could do... write songs... birdwatch.

Miranda Presley:
[sitting in the truck] Okay, come on. Lets go.

James Wright:
We can't just leave, we've gotta at least let them know we've changed our mind... the preachers on his way and it's raining...

Miranda Presley:
No, no, no, no. Look, uh, we'll just... We'll have a fight, and i'll pretend to slap you... or shoot you in the leg or something...

James Wright:
...Got a better idea.

Miranda Presley:
...What?

James Wright:
Let's... get married.

Miranda Presley:
You don't just get married as a joke.

James Wright:
It's not a joke. It's a journey.

Miranda Presley:
Hey. You know, I don't appreciate you including me in your lie back there. Especially without asking me.

James Wright:
Well, that's a fine point to make. Thank you.

Miranda Presley:
Okay.

James Wright:
There might be a song in that.

Miranda Presley:
Huh?

James Wright:
I was gonna ask you out for a beer, but i've since changed my mind.

Miranda Presley:
What is that? Some kinda line?

James Wright:
Yes.

Miranda Presley:
Does it work?

James Wright:
Sometimes. Rarely.

Miranda Presley:
I'll bet.

James Wright:
I might change my mind again...

Miranda Presley:
Maybe you should change your line.