The Tortellis

The Tortellis is an American sitcom and the first spin-off of Cheers, starring Dan Hedaya and Jean Kasem. It aired on NBC from January 22 to May 12, 1987.

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Year:: 1987
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Nick Tortelli:
What is the most disgusting thing I can eat in my next commercial?

Annie Tortelli:
Ribs.

Nick Tortelli:
Ribs? What's so disgusting about me eating ribs?

Annie Tortelli:
Obviously you've never seen yourself eat them.

Charlotte Cooper:
Nick, I really think you're going too far. Eating bugs and lizards, where will it end?

Loretta Tortelli:
Yeah, Nicky, soon you'll be eating dogs and cats, elephants and cars, trees and clouds, whole shopping malls! That can't possibly be good for you!

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