The Trial of Billy Jack

Prosecuting attorney:
Do you expect us to believe that you have absolutely no fear of the death penalty.

Billy Jack:
I have a lot of fear, but I have a lot more respect. Long ago, I learned that he's my constant companion. He eats with me, he walks we me, he even sleeps with me.

Prosecuting attorney:
(not understanding him) I'm sorry, I must have missed something back there. Who is this faithful companion of your?

Billy Jack:
Death.

Jean Roberts:
Y'know, I really feel sorry for your children.

Prosecuting attorney:
You feel sorry for *my* children?

Jean Roberts:
Yes, and for you too. You know me... and you know I don't lie. It must be terrible to make it seem that way just to earn your money.

Billy Jack:
[surrounded by an angry mob] If there is absolutely no way you can get out of taking a terrible beating, the only sensible thing to do is, get in the first lick!