The Tuxedo

Jimmy Tong:
That's definitely not a rental.

Clark Devlin:
Never touch my tuxedo.

Jimmy Tong:
The name's Tong, James Tong.

Jimmy Tong:
When I look at you, I have a wet dream.

Clark Devlin:
Jimmy, I hate to say this, but don't take advice from women about women.

Winton Chalmers:
Life's a b*tch.

Del Blaine:
He didn't drown, if that makes life any less bitchy.

Jimmy Tong:
You are very smart. Good speller.

Cheryl:
Thanks, I graduated top two-thirds of my sixth grade class.

Del Blaine:
Oh my God!

Jimmy Tong:
Oh your God what?

James Brown:
[to Del Blaine] There's one more thing I'd like to say, um... it's not the "in" thing today to give compliments to a young lady. But... I just got to let you know that... you got a nice rack.

Jimmy Tong:
Oh, thank you, Mr. Brown.