The Ultimate Christmas Present

Mrs. Claus:
Crumpet and Sparky will be here before you can name the reindeer.

Edwin Hadley:
The Los Angeles area is experiencing snow.

Santa Claus:
The important thing now, is to stop this storm.

Steve Thompson:
Aren't you kids forgetting what Christmas is all about?

Allie Thompson:
No, it's about presents. [Steve glares at her] Kidding.

Allie Thompson:
Trust me.

Samantha Kwan:
Any time you say 'trust me', I wind up either in detention or on a missing person's list.

Sparky:
Heck, people still think we're 3 feet tall with high squeaky voices.

Sparky:
Did you check your pockets?

Santa Claus:
[starts to check] I've been through this all before!

Steve Thompson:
These two guys gave me a ride from the airport, nice guys but they have the funniest names, Sparket and Crumpy.

Allie Thompson:
Crumpet and Sparky.

Michelle Thompson:
Allie is so excited about the snow you'd think she ordered it.

Allie Thompson:
[making up her report] It's about William Shakespeare, and he wakes up now today, only nobody believes who he is. So he has to work so he gets a job flipping hamburgers and in between he writes a play called 'A Tale of Two Pickles' and... [bell rings]

Ruben:
Well, I better get home, I don't want to miss the excitement when the pipes burst.

Allie Thompson:
You know how the antenna was able to carry the snow all the way to San Fransisco? We could extend the antenna with a coat hanger and send the signals to outer space.

Samantha Kwan:
And cause a blizzard in the whole universe? We'll be responsible for the next Ice Age.

Michelle Thompson:
[after a brief earthquake] It's okay, it was just a truck passing.

Ruben:
Sure, that's what they said right before the big one of '46.

Edwin Hadley:
What did you say?

Michelle Thompson:
I asked if you'd like some coffee.

Edwin Hadley:
No, never touch the stuff. No wait, yes, I'd love some.

Michelle Thompson:
Okay... with sugar, cream?

Edwin Hadley:
Both, but I'll mix them myself out here. And if it's not too much trouble I'd like some cookies... candy... nuts... bowl of fruit, popcorn, toast, butter, maybe a pot roast.

Michelle Thompson:
Okay... I'll see what I can do.

Edwin Hadley:
Yams would be great.