The Unruly Hare

Elmer Fudd:
[singing] I've been working on the wailwoad, all the wive, wong day...

Bugs Bunny:
Hey! That sounds like Frankey Sinatra, or an unreasonable facsimile.

Elmer Fudd:
There's something screwy around here!

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, could be you, Doc.

[Elmer has Bugs at gunpoint]

Bugs Bunny:
Only a rat would shoot a guy...

[turns around]

Bugs Bunny:
...in the back.

[Elmer starts to pull on the trigger]

Bugs Bunny:
I reiterate: only a big, fat rat would shoot a guy in the back.

[Elmer shoots; a smoke cloud appears where Bugs was]

Elmer Fudd:
So I'm a big, fat wat!

Bugs Bunny:
[coming out of smoke] Ah, have some cheese, rat!

[shoves cheese wedge on Elmer's mouth]

Bugs Bunny:
Is you is or is you ain't my baby?

Elmer Fudd:
I hate wittle, gway wabbits.

Bugs Bunny:
Eh, what's up, Doc?

Elmer Fudd:
I just put a scwewy wabbit out of his misewy.

Bugs Bunny:
It's murder, he says! How gruesome. [Peeks down rabbit hole with Elmer]

Bugs Bunny:
[Whispering] Don't look now, Doc, but you missed me.