The Wabbit Who Came to Supper

Elmer Fudd:
Good widdence to bad wubbish.

Bugs Bunny:
[Bugs has just been locked outside. He prepares to bust the door down, but starts choking] Hey, I'm getting pneumonia! Open up! I'll die.

Bugs Bunny:
[frantic pounding on door] I'll die! No, I'm too young to die! Please... please let me in! Hey, this scene oughta get me the Academy Award.

[resumes acting]

Bugs Bunny:
Say goodbye to Uncle Louie for me... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[fakes death. Elmer then opens the door]

Elmer Fudd:
Uncle Wouie?

[see Bugs on the floor]

Elmer Fudd:
What have I done? Thwee miwwion dowwars all shot to pieces.

Bugs Bunny:
Hey, what are ya trying to do, kill me? You're retching my skull! I'm gonna call Uncle Louie, that's what I'm gonna do!

Bugs Bunny:
[runs over to the phone and clicks the receiver repeatedly] Operator, operator! Hey, you got a nickel?

Bugs Bunny:
[Elmer hands him a nickel and Bugs puts it in his pocket] Hello, operator, operator! Gimme Walnut 3-3... Oh, is that you, Mert? How's every little thing?

Bugs Bunny:
[Elmer is chasing Bugs around Elmer's grandfather clock,the clock then chimes] Happy New Year! Happy New Year! Yipee! Hooray! Happy New Year! [grabs Elmer's hands and starts singing "Auld Lang Syne",Elmer starts to sing, but then looks at the calendar,which says July]

Elmer Fudd:
Why you...

Bugs Bunny:
[Bugs stops singing] Well, yipe again!

Delivery Boy:
Easter greetings! [Throws Elmer Fudd a giant package in the shape of an Easter Egg]

Many Rabbits:
[Package pops open, revealing many baby rabbits] Eh, what's up doc? [All the rabbits jump out and all over the place]

Bugs Bunny:
I'm trapped. Trapped! I gotta get out of this. I gotta think fast. Trapped!

Bugs Bunny:
[mimics a dog, The other dogs noticed him] Look, fellas, I'm Rin Tin Tin. [barks]