The War Next Door

[to the bad guy]

Kennedy Smith:
I never thought of you as being particularly paternal, except for that time you wanted to be known as the "Father of Chaos".

Barbara Bush:
What is it that makes a man want to work with sperm?

Dr. Gupp:
I always wanted to work with my hands.

[Kriegman finds Barbara sitting on their bed while they're trying to have a child.]

Barbara Bush:
Honey, the doctor called. Guess what he said.

[She fires a gun in his general direction.]

Allan Kriegman:
He wants you to shoot me?

Barbara Bush:
No.

[She fires closer at him.]

Allan Kriegman:
He wants you to kill me?

Barbara Bush:
No.

[She fires directly at him.]

Allan Kriegman:
I'M SHOOTING BLANKS?