The Wayans Bros.

[last lines]

Shawn:
Look up, Marlon! Say cheese!

Shawn Williams:
I was reading in the trades the other day and they're looking for a young, hip, energetic black guy on 'Beverly Hills 90210'.

Marlon Williams:
A burglar?

Shawn Williams:
Yeah.

[Gary Coleman enters Pop's diner]

Pop:
Hey, ain't that Webster?

Shawn:
No, Pop. That's Gary Coleman, and watch what you say to him. You might get punched in your eye.

Pop:
Punch me in my eye? I'll put him over my knee and give HIM a "different stroke".

Marlon Williams:
Shemales... Can't live with them, can't live without them.

Shawn:
You mean to tell me that Nat King Charcoal is her brother?

Shawn Williams:
[flashback scene of a previous episode] Hey if I was you, since I know they want me back, I would sweeten my deal with some perks. [pauses briefly] Like a dressing room.

Marlon Williams:
and what's wrong with my dressing room?

Shawn Williams:
[speaks in a lowly tone] It's the men's room.

Marlon Williams:
It wasn't that bad.

Shawn Williams:
The dressing room ain't for you, its for your ego.

Marlon Williams:
Shawn where am I going to get a bird? [shakes head] Especially an ego. You stupid! [motions hands out informatively] Don't you know there distinct. [turns away in amazement, while nodding head] You should watch some discovery channel brother!