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Bob Regan:
When I'm worth forty million dollars, I'm going to have a secretary looks exactly like you.

Noel Faraday:
Oh, my tastes are fairly simple. Twenty million would be quite enough.

Bob Regan:
France fell in eighteen days, and you're not as tough as France.

Charles Murdock:
How did he die?

Andrew Colby:
Protesting his innocence.

Bob Regan:
How many doors and secretaries do you have to go through to get to see this guy?

Noel Faraday:
Anything I can do for you?

Bob Regan:
Any number of things but unfortunately I'm here on business. I want to see Mr Colby.

Noel Faraday:
What did you want to see him about?

Bob Regan:
Well he's been carrying on with my grandmother, I'd like to find out what his intentions are...

Noel Faraday:
If you have any business with Mr Colby...

Bob Regan:
I've lots of business but it's all personal.

Noel Faraday:
I'm his secretary - his personal secretary.

Bob Regan:
Well it just goes to show you how far a girl can get if she keeps her stockings' seams straight. Don't get up! I'll announce myself...