The Wild

Nigel:
We - are - going - to - die!

[talking about a sewer system]

Samson:
Appears to be a human bathing area.

Nigel:
You mean humans don't lick themselves clean? Disgusting!

Nigel:
[as a pack of dogs runs away] Go on, you mutts! Stupid dogs, we could've taken you.

[the pack of dogs return]

Nigel:
Taken you to a... to a disco.

Nigel:
[wearing a popcorn dispenser] I've got popcorn up my bum. Does I look trashy in this?

Nigel:
It's fine - it's just leaves, and vines, and AAAAH what's that? Oh, that's my foot.

Bridget:
How do we steer? Who knows how to steer? None of us. We're animals. GREAT!

Nigel:
[to a wildebeast] Terribly sorry to bother you, but, um, do you speak koala? Sprechen Sie koala?

Bridget:
[to Nigel] You need a good sports bra.

Kazar:
Leader. Prophet. Choreographer.

Blag:
[to Kazar] And for the record, I've always hated your choreography. It's so... '80s.

Nigel:
Here I come! Hey!

[lands hard on the fence]

Nigel:
Who put that bar there?

Benny:
Well, that settles it, then. My mother definitely drank pool water when she was pregnant with me.

Samson:
Who are you?

Camo:
Our names aren't important.

Cloak:
I'm Cloak, he's Camo.

Ryan:
Dad, thanks for the technical help, but if you really wanted me to roar like you, you'd take me to the wild.

Ryan:
[to his father] I just want you to know I'm sorry you didn't have a father like the one I have.

Samson:
Those boxes are bad news. Stay away.

Nigel:
Permission to go down with the ship, sir? Hang on, stuff that - everyone off the ship!

Nigel:
As that famous koala once said, "We will fight them... with... peaches."

[repeated line]

Talking Koala Bear Doll:
I'm so cuddly, I like you.

Hyrax:
[sarcastically] Run for your lives everyone, it's a lion with big moral issues. Ouch! And I had enough of you too! Thanks a lot for wrecking my day!

Benny:
[after being confronted by a pack of wildebeest] Don't panic, I'm in charge here.

Bridget:
That's why we're panicking!

[first lines]

Samson:
So there I was, face to face with the biggest, meanest leopard on the savannah and...

Ryan:
You roared so loud, his spots flew off. Dad I've heard that story a billion times.

[Benny walks up to Hamir]

Hamir:
Oh Benny, I am needing until Friday before I pay you back.

Benny:
No, no, it's Ryan. He's in one of those green boxes, and they took it away. We got to find him.

Hamir:
That is not good, not good at all.

[Pidgeons are dancing behind him trying to tell him something]

Hamir:
Ah! I know, I know! I am telling him you crazy pigeons! [sighs]

Kazar:
Step, Kick, Pivot, Kick, Walk, Walk, Walk! Aaaahhh! Why do we even bother rehearsing. [snorts at Blag] Mmmmm. Mmm-mm. A good chorus line is so hard to put together.

Nigel:
If you don't give us ice creams pretty quick, you're gonna walk the plank, sir.

Nigel:
I am not a doll.

Monkey #1:
Cushy Tushy!

Nigel:
Aaahhh! Leave my bum alone!

Carmine:
You done running your mouth yet, Carmine? Huh? Are you? Huh? Huh? [turns to Samson and his friends] I apologize, he never got over being flushed down the toilet. [hit Carmine 2 more times] Huh?

Carmine:
Yeah.

Hyrax:
MY FLESH HAS FRUITY WOODNOTES!

Nigel:
Ooh. Does anyone have any eucalyptus wipes?

Larry:
Oh, oh, I know; he's sulking because he lives in his father's shadow, and he roars like a school girl.

Samson:
Thanks, Larry.

Larry:
You betcha.

Hyrax:
Aaahh! Doesn't anyone ever knock anymore?

Samson:
Hey, where's my son? Did he come through here?

Hyrax:
Yeah, now that I think about it, he did come through here. [turns to toilet] Hello? Come out of there, baby lion, your dad's here! well, what do you know, it's a whole pride of lions down here!

Nigel:
Do we not have the Party Hats of Death? I've got mine.

Samson:
Do what you did just then - but the opposite!

Larry:
But I don't know my opposites!

Ryan:
I told you I'd come to the game.

Samson:
You think this is funny? You just endangered everyone in the zoo!

Ryan:
I'm sorry.

Samson:
For what? Chasing the Gazelles or costing us the game?

Ryan:
No, I...

Samson:
All you do is sit in your tree and sulk.

Ryan:
If you would just...

Samson:
I mean, What is it? What's the problem? Is all of this because you can't roar?

[pause]

Samson:
Ryan, I didn't mean that.

Ryan:
You know what I'm doing when I'm sulking up in my tree? I'm thinking how great it would be if Samson the Wild wasn't my father.

Samson:
Huh? Ryan, I... I didn't

Ryan:
'Cause it would make being Ryan the Lame a whole lot easier. [he starts running away]

Samson:
Ryan, I'm sorry. Ryan! Please don't... leave.

Larry:
Bye, Ryan! Thanks for coming to the game.