The Wild Thornberrys

[opening lines to every episode]

Eliza Thornberry:
This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I've got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we're not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals. It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

Earl:
[holding a bear trap from his cart] Ha ha ha ha, I was saving this one. It was a birthday present.

Marianne Thornberry:
Gasp, OH!

Nigel Thornberry:
[to Earl] YOU SIR, ARE A DESPICABLE EXCUSE, FOR A PETROL STATION OWNER!