The Winning Season

Donna:
Hey girls. I just wanted to take a moment before we head to the sectional tomorrow morning. I know you're nervous, I am too. But... just remember we're a team. That's not something anyone can't take away from us. Now I've never been part of a team before and at my age it wasn't something I was expecting to ever happen. So, I wanna thank you for giving that to me. My whole life I felt apart from other people. I don't feel apart from you girls. And no matter what happens tomorrow I'll always be proud of you.

Bill:
Yo! What's going on? Is there a reason you're not passing at her? Alright, look I... I don't know what sh*t you girls have between with each other, I don't give a sh*t, I got enough sh*t in my own life. I gotta a whole universe of sh*t. And now even more: your sh*t. So just keep your sh*t off the court, ok? You can't start drawing lines here. I mean, even if we did you're on the wrong side, anyway.

Bill:
Sorry to burst your bubble, honey, but you're not my type. [to another driver bothering him] I'm moving! I'm moving! Go ahead! Go ahead!

Wendy:
What's your type?

Bill:
I like big teets and onion butt.

Wendy:
What's an onion butt?

Bill:
It's an ass that brings tears to your eyes.