The Wrong Coast

Jameson Burkright:
Mimi told me I looked like a young Steve McQueen.

Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez:
Yeah, well, Mimi told me I look like a cross between Jodie Foster and Meryl Streep. Mimi?

Mimi Driver:
Have you ever thought about acting?

Stagehand:
I'm just a stagehand.

Mimi Driver:
Yeah, but you look like a cross between Jodie Foster and Meryl Streep.

Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez:
I'm gonna kick that two-timing b*tch's ass.

Jameson Burkright:
Well, save one of those asses for me, Debbie Sue.

Jameson Burkright:
Welcome to The Wrong Coast. I'm Joozball Bockrit.

Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez:
No, your name is Jameson Burkright.

Jameson Burkright:
Well, the teleprompter says my name is Joozball Bockrit.

Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez:
It doesn't matter what the teleprompter says, your birth certificate says your name is Jameson Burkright. And I'm Doobie-Saw Awati-Mamapusa.

Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez:
That was fun, I had fun, did you have fun?

Jameson Burkright:
They had to fuse my spine!

Jameson Burkright:
Debbie-sue, are you sure your not addicted?

Debbie Sue Ashanti-Melendez:
Of course not. I would just cheat or lie in order to forfil my craving. But its not like I'm addicted.