The Young & the Hung

Country Boy:
It must be uncomfortable wearing a wet swimsuit under your Levi's.

Hitchhiker:
Nah, it's not uncomfortable. You know, my friends usually just go skinny dipping when we're down there.

Country Boy:
You like skinny dipping?

Hitchhiker:
Well... At first I was a little bit of ashamed, you know... you know, because of my size, but...

Country Boy:
You mean the size of your dick or your body in general?

Hitchhiker:
I mean the size of my body in general.

Country Boy:
So you must be smaller down there, then.

Hitchhiker:
No. In fact, you know, I've got more than any of the other guys do with a hard-on.

Country Boy:
So you check out the other guys, huh?

Hitchhiker:
Well, every once in a while we have jack-off contests.

Country Boy:
I've been known to take care of a guy in need before.

Country Boy:
So where you been?

Barn Boy Mike:
At my friend's house for our weekly jack-off contest.

Barn Boy:
Hey, guys, what're we gonna do today?

Barn Boy:
Let's have a jack-off contest like we did last week.

Barn Boy:
Aw, that's too boring, man. Why don't you let me f*** you in the ass today?

Barn Boy:
Ah, I don't know about THAT.

Country Boy:
You know something? I got a great idea. My cousin from Georgia, he told me that if you f*** a hot watermelon it's just as good as f***in' a p*ssy.

Cyclist:
bicycliist What happened to my shorts?

Barn Boy Mike:
I cut 'em off. I couldn't get to your ass.

Cyclist:
Well, these are the only shorts I have. Um... What am I gonna do?

Barn Boy Mike:
I guess you'll just have to stay here and be my slave.

Biker:
Dude, you're jackin' off in the forest. It's a f***in' misdemeanor. We're gonna have to punish you.