Theodora Goes Wild

Theodora Lynn:
[as Caroline Adams] I have this to say to the modern young girls, gentlemen - Be free, express yourselves! Take your life in your own hands and mold it. The world will try to rob you of your freedom, but fight for it! It's all you have to live for! That's all for the modern girl.

Michael Grant:
Not too heavy, not too light, eat more fish, sits just right.

Ethel Stevenson:
It's all perfectly clear to me. That adorable young thing is an unholy terror on wheels. There's nothing in the world more deadly than innocence on the manhunt!

Henry:
Yes, siree! Hot diggity dog!

Jed Waterbury:
[to Henry after getting calls objecting to the story] The buzzards are swoopin' down on us, Henry!

Ethel Stevenson:
[On Miss Adams refusal to order a drink] It's no use, Michael. I've been working on Miss Adams half an hour. She won't let down of back hair. That's all there is to it.

Michael Grant:
Well, I see, but the point is, has she got any back hair?

Theodora Lynn:
I suddenly realized I was a writer of wide reputation and most of it bad.

Theodora Lynn:
Oh, by the way, your mother made some cookies for me, but I met a hungry man, and he ate them up.

Theodora Lynn:
How are you doing, Adelaide?

Adelaide Perry:
I'm flying... I'm floating on a breeze

Michael Grant:
I'll be happy when I'm darn good and ready to be happy, and not a minute sooner.