These Glamour Girls

Jane Thomas:
Listen, you wisecracking, bad-mouthing glamour girl. I've had all your kind of friend that I can use. Why, I wouldn't breathe the same air with you and your pedigree polo shirts for another five minutes.

Jane Thomas:
Remember that college boy I was dancing with?

Mavis - Jane's Roommate:
The barefoot Romeo?

Jane Thomas:
Would it interest you to know that that's Philip Griswold?

Mavis - Jane's Roommate:
Philip Griswold. Philip Griswold?

Jane Thomas:
He's invited me down to Kingsford to a prom next weekend.

Mavis - Jane's Roommate:
Honey, why don't you just find a nice, safe buzz saw to stick your head in?

Jane Thomas:
Oh, he's a gentleman. The real McCoy! Oh, gosh. He didn't even make a pass at me in the taxi.

Mavis - Jane's Roommate:
That's just a new technique, so you have to lead them by the hand before they have you scaling the wallpaper.