They Gave Him a Gun

Fred P. Willis:
Don't you know us guys has gotta make the world safe for the Democrats? Now, personally, my only regret is that I got a life to lay down for my country. But will us dead have died in vain? Be yourself! Remember the Alamo! Remember the Maine! Fifty-four Forty or fight! Don't give up the ship until you see the whites of their eyes! Are we gonna stand for taxation without the pursuit of happiness? E pluribus unum! Hats off! Lafayette, we are here! [whistles]

Fred P. Willis:
[to Jimmy] I just wanted to shake hands with the only guy here who looks as bad as I feel.

Rose Duffy:
Fred, they told me you were dead. As far as I'm concerned, you are. Dead and rotten.

Fred P. Willis:
Jimmy, how did you ever get in this racket?

James 'Jimmy' Davis:
[Cynical] What did you want me to be, a fifteen buck a week bookkeep?

Fred P. Willis:
Well, this is sure a clean way of making a living.

James 'Jimmy' Davis:
[laughs] You're forgetting they got medals for us in 1918.

Fred P. Willis:
Yeah, and a kiss from a French general but this isn't the same.

James 'Jimmy' Davis:
Yeah, that's a fact. Some of those German boys I wiped out were good guys. Around here, they're nothing but a bunch of hopped up monkeys.