They Won't Forget

Confederate Veteran:
[to his fellow Confederate veterans] On your feet now. Go on and look sharp. The whole town's watching. This is the one day out of the year that belongs to us.

Fred:
What'll it all be be, ladies?

Imogene Mayfield:
Dope and cherry, Fred.

Fred:
[to Mary] How about you, half-pint?

Mary Clay:
Make mine a chocolate malt and drop an egg in it as fresh as you are.

Fred:
The hens don't lay 'em that good.

Mrs. Mountford:
[In Memorial Day Parade open limo] The only thing that we shall see is the day when Governor Mountford becomes senator.

Gov. Thomas Mountford:
You musn't say that too loud. Andy Griffin is in the car behind.

Mrs. Mountford:
Andy Griffin doesn't count.

Gov. Thomas Mountford:
In politics, my dear, everybody counts.

Andy Griffin:
Any fool can ride to glory on a helpless Negro janitor. I'm out for bigger game.