Thing Called Love

James Wright:
This check seems to be made out to "selfish, arrogant d*ckhead."

Miranda Presley:
Yeah, they'll cash it. They know it's you.

Miranda Presley:
Look out Music City, cause here I am and I ain't never leavin'!

Miranda Presley:
Look out Nashville, cause I'm here now and I ain't never leavin'!

James Wright:
How many Beatles are there?

Kyle Davidson:
Three... and Ringo.

Kyle Davidson:
That's my song!

Kyle Davidson:
That's my song playing on the radio!

Kyle Davidson:
Yeah!

Kyle Davidson:
That's my song!

Kyle Davidson:
Kinda makes ya wanna pat your foot, doesn't it?

Kyle Davidson:
That's my song!

Linda Lue Linden:
Hey Kyle Davidson!

Kyle Davidson:
Hey Linda Lue, is that your pretty face I'm seein'?

Linda Lue Linden:
Well it ain't nobody's butt.

Kyle Davidson:
I'm going to go write some more of those good songs.

Miranda Presley:
Yeah, write a good one for me.

Kyle Davidson:
I write them *about* you.

Miranda Presley:
You're always asking everyone else what they think.

Linda Lue Linden:
That's right. And you know what? I'm not going to do it anymore. If I don't feel like bein' nice to somebody, I'm just goin' to be mean... or at least impolite.

Kyle Davidson:
You want me to tell you how I feel about you?

Miranda Presley:
Yeah.

Kyle Davidson:
Okay, okay. Uh, sometimes you hear a song on the radio and it's just the song you want to hear right then, and then it's over and you're just glad you heard it.

Miranda Presley:
And I'm like that song?

Kyle Davidson:
No, you're nothing like that song. You're like if that was the only song in the world that I could hear for the rest of my life. You're that song.

James Wright:
This didn't have to get ugly