Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead

Critical Bill:
Your reputation FAR exceeds your skills.

Franchise:
Critical Bill, man, what the f*** are you doing?

Critical Bill:
Working out, it's not bothering him much.

Easy Wind:
Remember when you was a kid and you would spend the whole year waiting for summer vacation and when it finally came it would fly by just like that? It's funny, Jimmy, life has a way of flying by faster than any old summer vacation really f***ing does.

Mister Shhh:
You have a choice; you can tell me where Earl Denton is, or you can tell it to the worms.

The Man With The Plan:
She's a 10, Jimmy. She's a world unto herself. She can't nurse worth sh*t, but I keep her on, because even though I can't feel it, I know I get erections in her presence.

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:
What's your name?

Dagney:
Dagney

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:
That's a beautiful name. Can I ask you one single, impulsive question? Are you in love at the present moment? I'm not the type of guy to impede on another man's happiness but if the answer is "No" I'd like to continue with my rhapsody. Has anybody ever told you that you glide?

Dagney:
What?

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:
It's a very special quality, every other girl in this place merely plods along but you glide, girls who glide need guys who make them thump.

Dagney:
What's Thump?

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:
You think about him, you can't eat, you can't sleep, you watch the phone waiting for it to ring. Girls who glide need guys who make them thump, I can make you thump. Have dinner with me.

Critical Bill:
I am Godzilla! You are Japan!

Easy Wind:
Franchise, my brother from another mother!

The Man With The Plan:
Be gone Jimmy... F***in' gone!

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:
You gave me your word!

The Man With The Plan:
I'm a criminal; my word don't mean dick!

Joe Heff:
The blood runs when the time comes.

Critical Bill:
My new motto: F*** the head!

The Man With The Plan:
Beg me, or I let you suck my dead dick in return for your life, BEG!

Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:
NO!

Lt. Atwater:
BEG, A**HOLE!

The Man With The Plan:
Take out my dick. Atwater! Take it out. TAKE IT OUT!

Franchise:
Gentlemen, we have boat drinks.

Critical Bill:
I been wantin' to apologize to you, Jimmy, about that... what happened out on the highway the other night? You know, man, I just... Well, I kinda lost my sh*t out there, ya know? But, damn, Jimmy, it was kind of irresponsible of you to put me out on point in the first place, ya know? When you think about it, it really was sorta your fault. I mean, everybody knows... I'm out of my tits.

Man with a Plan:
'Touch' ... one of the most underrated pleasures of all the senses ...

(but I paraphrase, as I don't remember the exact words, and I came here hoping to 'find' the 'exact' words)

get in the wind

The Man with a Plan :

I'm giving you... an out. You got 48 hours. Put it in the wind. Leave Denver. Go to Rome, visit the Vatican.

Pray to the God you abandoned back in Brooklyn.

Just put it in the f***in' wind, Jim, or else... I gotta do you too.

Jimmy the Saint :

-What about the others?

The Man WIth the Plan :

Buckwheats