Three Little Wolves

Big Bad Wolf:
Hey! Cut it out, or Pop will blow your ears off!

Practical Pig:
Someday the wolf will get you, then you'll be in a fix. You'll blow that horn and I won't come. I'll think it's one of your tricks.

Big Bad Wolf:
Who's there?

Practical Pig:
[as Italian street vendor] Nice, ripe tomato! I'm giving a free sample.

Big Bad Wolf:
Free sample? Well, let me have it. [Gets a tomato in the face] Why you little swine! I'll get you!

[Disguised as Bo Peep, the Wolf lures the pigs into his cave, locks the door and swallows the key]

Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig:
[Blushing] Why, Bo Peep.

Big Bad Wolf:
Bo Peep? [Laughs as he takes off his costume]

Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig:
The Wolf!

[the Big Bad Wolf is theaching his three cub sons about the anatomy of a pig, with a chart showing such as well as the tasty bits of the creature]

Big Bad Wolf:
[showing the chart] Ist das nicht ein sausage meat?

Three Little Wolves:
Ja, das ist ein sausage meat.

Big Bad Wolf:
Ist das nicht ein pigsen feet?

Three Little Wolves:
Ja, das ist ein pigsen feet.

Big Bad Wolf:
Ist das gut for schweiner stew?

Three Little Wolves:
Dat ist gut for schweiner stew.

Big Bad Wolf:
Ist das nicht ein curly cue?

Three Little Wolves:
Ja, das ist ein curly cue.

Big Bad Wolf:
[showing a second chart of various pig products] Roasted pork, glass of schnapps, ham und eggs, porken chops, pigsen feet, sausage meat, little pigs ist gut to eat.