Tiny Toons Spring Break

[repeated line]

Kid:
I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!

Buster J. Bunny:
[to a guy in a rabbit suit] Nice ears, Mr. Limbo.

Ross Perot:
Now, just hold on a second! I've got ears! I'm all ears, and I'm gonna listen! You're the boss, and I'm just Ross. Now, do you like the ears better up or down or just flapping in the wind like a fiddled daisy? I'm listening. What do you want? What do you want?

Bratty Kid:
I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
Hello, I'm Babs Rotter Bunny!

Buster J. Bunny:
And I'm wearing no pants.

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
Hey, Squanto, wrong holiday.

Wade Pig:
Son...

Hamton J. Pig:
Dad...

Wade Pig:
Son.

Hamton J. Pig:
Dad.

Wade Pig:
Son!

Hamton J. Pig:
Dad!

Wade Pig:
Son.

Hamton J. Pig:
Dad.

Wade Pig:
I'm glad we had this talk.

Baby Plucky:
She push the button. I no push the button, she push the button!

Plucky Duck:
I'd love to join you, but I've got a little fever.

Bubbie:
Oh, I've got a super fever that will make you like a fat chicken before you can say, "froin levan".

Plucky Duck:
Froin levan?

Bubbie:
Okay, maybe not that bad.

Plucky Duck:
Why can't I open these windows?

Pappy:
Bubbie doesn't like drafts.

Bubbie:
My ankles, they get cold.

Plucky Duck:
It's 87 degrees out!

Pappy:
Well, maybe it'll warm up tomorrow.

Buster J. Bunny:
[immitating Chico Marx] Hey, lookie here! It's Elmyra!

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
[immitating Groucho Marx] Next time you want to see me, change your mind... and change your socks while you're at it.

Marshal Samuel Gerard:
What is this we're looking for?

Elmyra Duff:
Two little hippity-hop bunaloos.

Marshal Samuel Gerard:
Bunaloos? That's not a real word! Use real words!

Elmyra Duff:
There you are, my little bunalooloos!

Marshal Samuel Gerard:
[shouts] Use real words!

Baby Plucky:
Diaper go down the hole.

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
Aww. Kind of cute the way she flapped her arms.

Buster J. Bunny:
Well, I'm glad we won't be seeing her for the next...

Elmyra Duff:
Three or four seconds?

Buster J. Bunny:
Babs?

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
Yes, Buster?

Buster J. Bunny:
You're standing on my foot.

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
[shouts] Buster, you are the...

Elmyra Duff:
Bunny!

Buster J. Bunny, Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
NOT AGAIN!

Plucky Duck:
Who can I blame for Elmyra thinking I have big ears?

Ross Perot:
Blame me.

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
Leeches! Leeches! I hate leeches!

Cuckoo Bird:
[referring to Elmyra] She's crackers for Cuckoo Puffs! Crackers for Cuckoo Puffs!

Motel Manager:
That'll be a hundred bucks a night.

Gogo Dodo:
A hundred bucks?

[lets in a heard of deer]

Gogo Dodo:
No problem! Where do you want 'em?

Motel Manager:
Oh, I hate Spring Break.

Beaver:
Hey, look. Here comes our ride.

[laughs]

Big-Head:
No way. It's that Tiny Toons bus. That show stinks.

[laughs]

Beaver:
Yeah, I like shows that stink.

Plucky Duck:
[singing] That's right, we have sunshine / right here on the beach, boys / by the shimmering sea is where you want to be where you get a tan. / Oh, yes, we have sunshine. / Ain't it just divine? / The sun will cook us like burgers in a frying pan!

[Plucky uses the Tanmeister 6000 on Hampton, and Hampton gets turned into a giant slice of bacon]

Hamton J. Pig:
Am I done?

Plucky Duck:
Uh... you can say that.

Marshal Samuel Gerard:
Now, time to find those...

Elmyra Duff:
Hippity-hop-bunnaloos!

Marshal Samuel Gerard:
"Bunnaloos?" That's not a real word. Use real words!

Marshal Samuel Gerard:
I want tri-state roadblocks! Call forensics and check the scene. I want dogs combing the woods! And some little sprinkly, candy chewies on a cupcake. NOW!

Plucky Duck:
Now, how much will you expect to pay for this amazing breakthrough? $19.95? No. $9.95? No! It's actually much much more than that.

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
So, everyone's arriving for one of the world's most exciting experiences!

Buster J. Bunny:
16 hours on a charter bus.

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
Gee, you make it sound like a bad thing.

Marshal Samuel Gerard:
Seal the perimeter! I want those phones wired, and get me some new socks now!

Buster J. Bunny:
Why won't you leave us alone?

Elmyra Duff:
I've got a one track mind.

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
And the train is derailed.

Elmyra Duff:
Come back, Easter Bunny! I won't hurt you... a lot!

Buster J. Bunny:
Well, that was a waste of time.

Barbara Ann 'Babs' Bunny:
Oh, did you just notice that?

Marshal Samuel Gerard:
Get my chopper! I need this tunnel followed, I need maps, and someone buy me one of those red skeleton clown paintings now!

Plucky Duck:
Better slow down there, Pappy. You might roll this thing.

Pappy:
Good idea, Mr. Plucky Duck.