Tit for Tat

Oliver:
I remember you!

Grocer:
And I remember you too. Now get out of my store and stay out!

Oliver:
Oh, don't be like that. Let bygones be bygones. Let's help each other. You have a business, and we have a business. We'll send people to your store, and you send people to our store. What do you say?

Grocer:
You mind your business and I'll mind my business. Now get out before I throw you out!

Oliver:
My reputation: It has been ruthlessly dragged through the mud and mire. Never let it be said that a Hardy's spotless reputation to be so maliciously tread upon.

Stanley:
You're right, Ollie; he who filters your good name steals trash.

Oliver:
You wanna get us arrested before the customers arrive?

Stanley:
What time will they be here?

Oliver:
Well they'll be here about..."what time will they be here?" Why, customers come at any time!

Stanley:
What are you doing up there?

Oliver:
I'm waiting for a streetcar.

Stanley:
Where are you going?

Oliver:
Tit for tat.

Stanley:
What?

Oliver:
Tit for tat.

Oliver:
What's that for?

Stanley:
I thought you said, "Tip me hat".