To Catch a Woodpecker

[first lines]

President:
[answering phone] Hello?

[a loud and familiar laugh echoes through the receiver, startling the President]

President:
It's that crazy woodpecker again.

[last lines]

Woody Woodpecker:
You know, people are nuts...

[Woody leaves the office, being greeted by people along the way]

Secretary:
Good morning, Mr. President.

Elevator Operator:
Good morning, Mr. President.

Chauffeur:
Good morning, Mr. President.

Woody Woodpecker:
...but I'm all right.