Today You Die

[from trailer]

Max Stevens:
You betrayed me, and now I'm coming after you!

[from trailer]

Ice Cool:
Now you gotta drop it like it's hot!

Barthalomew:
You friend Harlan walks like a black man and breaths like a killer.

Jada:
[to Harlan] Why are you whispering?

Ice Cool:
Did you ever consider anger management?

Harlan Banks:
Yes, I did, but this worked better.

Ice Cool:
Go and show him how many languages you know. If he don't understand, I'll get out and teach him some gun-fu!

Ice Cool:
What took you so long man?

Harlan Banks:
You wouldn't believe me if I told you

Ice Cool:
I was thinking you might've split town without your soldier

Harlan Banks:
You got the wrong guy man

Ice Cool:
I got love for you too OG

Harlan Banks:
Look, let's get the money from the bad guys so we can take it all

Ice Cool:
Both our asses are on the line. I watch your back, you watch my back, and I'll help you give all them bastards first class tickets to hell! Maybe that'll be the medicine for your amnesia

Harlan Banks:
You know what man, I feel it! Its comin! My memory's comin!

Ice Cool:
Halleujah!

Harlan Banks:
Its comin' back!

Ice Cool:
Dink-D!

Dinky-D:
Ice, what up homes?

Ice Cool:
Same sh*t, different toilet

[first lines]

Jada:
Should I be worried?

Old Tarot Reader:
Death sometimes symbolizes change.

Dinky-D's Lady:
[showing gun inventory] How you planning on paying, cash or cash?

Harlan Banks:
Hey, Max sent me.

Taggert:
Bullshit, he's dead.

Harlan Banks:
Bullshit happens, you know.

Harlan Banks:
[about boss getting shot] You alright?

Agent Rachel Knowles:
I sure wish I could'a done that.

[last lines]

Jada:
[about little girl] She'll be okay.

Harlan Banks:
I know.