Tom's Death

[first lines]

Tom Schlump:
Hello? Daddy's home [snickers] Where's my girl at? / I'm home! / Where's my pretty little lady at right now? / Hello? / Come on girl, this isn't funny. / Baby... / I know you're here somewhere. / Baby-girl...

Tom Schlump:
[in reference to himself] Die a f***in virgin, now...

Tom Schlump:
Well, sure am glad I burned down that orphanage!

Draken - Miscellaneous Characters:
[after being shot] Goodbye, Tom.

Drunk Guy - Narrator:
I got a bet. I bet you that if you pull the first five cards off this deck

Tom Schlump:
This deck?

Drunk Guy - Narrator:
Yeah this one.

Tom Schlump:
This deck...

Drunk Guy - Narrator:
And if they're all aces... Now I'm gonna give you my brand new, red, beautiful car. I'm gonna give it to you if you get five aces. But if you don't, [pulls gun] I'm going to shoot you in the face.

Tom Schlump:
Shoot me in the face... You got yourself a f***in' deal

Psychotic Dentist:
Gimme your f***in' teeth, b*tch!