Tom and Jerry: The Movie

Droopy:
Hello, all you happy people.

Lickboot:
You better hope this rumor that dashing Daddy Starling may have survived the avalanche is just a rumor, or we'll be worse than ordinary. We'll be...

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Don't say it!

Lickboot:
Poor.

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Pennyless!

Lickboot:
Bankrupt!

Aunt Pristine Figg:
No more money?

Lickboot:
We got to have... *money*!

Puggsy:
What's your names?

Tom:
I'm Tom.

Jerry:
I'm Jerry.

Tom, Jerry:
[look at each other] You talk!

Tom:
Well sure I talk, what do you think I am, a dummy?

Jerry:
You said it, I didn't.

Tom:
Hey, you little pipsqueak, I oughtta - Hey! How come you never spoke before?

Jerry:
I didn't have anything I wanted to say that I thought you'd understand, and there still isn't!

Tom:
All Right, that does it, you little - Boy you get me angry!

Puggsy:
Uh uh uh, it's like I told you, you guys have got to learn to be friends.

Puggsy:
[to Tom and Jerry] You guys are fighting like a cat and a mouse.

Frankie da Flea:
They are a cat and a mouse, Puggsy.

Puggsy:
That's true, Frankie, but they gotta learn to be pals or they ain't gonna make it out here.

Puggsy:
[in Dr. Applecheek's dog pound] Well well well...

Tom:
Puggsy, Frankie!

Jerry:
What're you guys doing here?

Puggsy:
The stray catchers finally got me, so I ain't perfect all the time.

Frankie da Flea:
I've been telling you that for years.

Puggsy:
How'd you guys get stuck in a fix like this?

Tom:
We met this little orphan girl.

Jerry:
Her name's Robyn.

Tom:
Only she's not an orphan.

Jerry:
Her father's alive!

Tom:
Yeah, but she don't know it.

Puggsy:
What? What are you guys talking about?

Jerry:
Her Aunt Figg got us before we could tell her.

Tom:
We've got to bust out of here, the kid's gotta know!

Jerry:
Sure, but how?

Puggsy:
Somebody's got to get over there and press the buttons on the control panel.

Tom:
[looking for Jerry after the cabin burnt down] Oh, Jerry, Jerry where are ya? Don't leave me little buddy, you just gotta be here. [Jerry reveals to the viewers that he is standing behind him on a piece of the cabin] What would I do without ya? You were the best pal a guy could ever have! Oh, please be alive! I promise ya... uh... uh...

Jerry:
All the cheese I can eat?

Tom:
Yeah, all the cheese you can eat.

Jerry:
And no more traps?

Tom:
No more traps.

Jerry:
And no tricks?

Tom:
No tricks.

Jerry:
That's a promise?

Tom:
That's a...

[realizes Jerry is behind him, grabs him]

Tom:
Ooh... I'm gonna. Why, you little...!

Puggsy:
First time out in the cold? I've been on my own for 2 years now. My owners left me behind when they moved.

Jerry:
You okay, pal?

Tom:
Yeah, but don't call me pal.

Robyn Starling:
He's alive? My daddy's alive? I've got to go find him, it'll be cold in Tibet, I'm gonna wear a hat.

Jerry:
Tibet?

Robyn Starling:
That's where my daddy is, that's where I'm going.

Tom:
Do you have any idea where Tibet is?

Robyn Starling:
No. [ties up bedsheets]

Jerry:
It's way way way out there.

Tom:
Over the river.

Jerry:
Over the hills, it's past Cleveland.

Robyn Starling:
[hands Tom the sheets] Here, Tom, throw this out the window.

Robyn Starling:
I'm an orphan, my mother died when I was a baby.

Jerry:
What about your father? What happened to him?

Robyn Starling:
My father was on an expedition climbing in the mountains when the snow gave way in a, a...

Tom:
Avalanche?

Robyn Starling:
Uh huh, and he was the most wonderful father in the world. He had his own special place just for the two of us, and...

Jerry:
And that's where you were going?

Robyn Starling:
Uh huh, and to get away from my Aunt Figg. She's not really my aunt, just my guardian, she's taken over the house, she moved my room to the attic and gave my room to her dog, Ferdinand.

Tom:
Ferdinand?

Robyn Starling:
Aunt Figg was always calling me orphan. She even stole my locket and threw it out the window, but I climbed down and found it...

Jerry:
And kept on running.

Robyn Starling:
As fast as I could, and I'm never going back.

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Well, your little friends certainly are house broken, they've been here only five minutes and already they've broken the house.

[Ferdinand laughs at Figg and Lickboot arguing about Robyn]

Aunt Pristine Figg:
You find this amusing, Ferdie, you fat freeloader? You're the one who let her get away!

[Ferdinand mumbles something in pidgin English about eating]

Aunt Pristine Figg:
I know you were eating. You're ALWAYS eating. [Picks up a cupcake] You want this cupcake?

Ferdinand:
[Smacking his lips] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Yum!

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Fetch!

[Throws the cupcake. Ferdie goes after it on his skateboard, gobbles it up, and smashes straight into a door]

Ferdinand:
[Dizzy] Thank you.

Lickboot:
[pass a direction sign, reverse back to it] AH-HA, Of course.

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Lickboot, what are doing? You're lose them.

Lickboot:
Don't worry. Now I know where they're going. We're taking a short cut.

Aunt Pristine Figg:
You know where they're? How do you know?

Lickboot:
Lawyers know everything. [ drive in a direction that soon is later to reveal a path Robyn's Nest]

Robyn Starling:
There it is. There's the cabin, daddy built it just for me. We come up here every summer. He taught me to swim, and sail, and fish. Daddy will know where to find me, maybe he's here already. I bet he is. [ Ties the boat to dock, Robyn runs up cabin stairs and enter cabin] Daddy?

Aunt Pristine Figg:
[ Adark figure turns on an oil lamp, which reveal to be Aunt Figg] Daddy... is dead.

Robyn Starling:
[screams] TOM. JERRY. HELP! [ Lickboot closed the leaving Tom, Jerry, and Ferdinand outside, and then locked the door]

Lickboot:
And if you know what's good for you. You'll never run away again. Never.

Robyn Starling:
You're not taking back. You'll never take me back.

Lickboot:
[grabs Robyn by the wrist] Oh, yes we will.

Aunt Pristine Figg:
[On the phone with Lickboot, the day after Robyn's second escape] Hello, what do want now, Lickboot?

[pause to listen]

Aunt Pristine Figg:
No more money?

Lickboot:
[Talking at work office] Without proof, that Robyn's being well cared for, we can't touch another penny of her father's money.

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Don't talk foolishness Lickboot. Can't you... do something...

[evil snicker]

Aunt Pristine Figg:
devious? I sure if you put you mind to it, you can be really, sleazy.

Lickboot:
Why thank you, Pristine. But suppose we get her back, and the little brat tell Daddy Starling, why she ran away.

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Who's gonna believe, an over emotional, whining distraught little girl? Or me, her warm loving, concern nanny? NOW DO SOMETHING, I MEAN LIE, CHEAT, STEAL, CORRUPT A GOVERNMENT! DO ANYTHING TO GET THAT MONEY! YOU NERVY NITWIT.

Lickboot:
Oh well, That's easy, a reward.

Aunt Pristine Figg:
A REWARD?

Lickboot:
Yes, people will do anything for money.

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Oh, don't I know. So?

Lickboot:
So, we offer a reward for her. Someone will turn her in. BIG REWARD. Say one million dollars.

Lickboot:
But, we don't have a million dollars!

Lickboot:
I know, that's why it's so sleazy.

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Huh? Oh.

[gasp]

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Oh I love it, when you talk like that.

Captain Kiddie:
[to Robin] You happen to be in the ship of... Captain Kiddie!

Squawk:
WAAAAAAWK!

Captain Kiddie:
Oh, yes... and his first mate, Squawk.

Robyn Starling:
[giggles] He's funny!

Robyn Starling:
There it is. There's the cabin, daddy built it just for me. We come up here every summer. He taught me to swim, and sail, and fish. Daddy will know where to find me, maybe he's here already. I bet he is. [Ties the boat to the dock, Robyn runs up the cabin stairs and enter the cabin] Daddy?

Aunt Pristine Figg:
[A dark figure turns on an oil lamp, which reveals to be Aunt Figg] Daddy... is dead.

Robyn Starling:
[upon seeing this, and when realizing that she didn't know that Aunt Figg got here with Lickboot, screams in terror] AAAAAAAAAAAAH! TOM! JERRY! HELP!

[Lickboot closes the door, and leaves poor Tom, Jerry, and Ferdinand outside, but locks the door]

Lickboot:
And if you know what's good for you. You'll never run away again. Never,

Robyn Starling:
You're not taking back! You'll never take me back!

Lickboot:
[grabs Robyn by the wrist] Oh, yes, we will!

Robyn Starling:
[screams in fear when she tries to escape] AAAAHH!

Lickboot:
[kicked my knees] Ow, why, you little!

[The oil lamp gets knocked as the cabin is caught on fire]

Aunt Pristine Figg:
You fools! Look what you’ve done! Lickboot, grab the girl and let’s get out of here!

Lickboot:
Robyn, the house is burning down, you must get out before it's too late!

Robyn Starling:
No, no! I won’t go with you! You'll never take me back! [backs away and screams in alarm while feeling so scared] AAAAAGHHH!

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Lickboot, let’s get out of here before we all fry!

Lickboot:
But the girl–

Aunt Pristine Figg:
Forget her! We gotta save ourselves!

Lickboot:
We've got to have– money.

[Tom enters Bill and Joe's, but is thrown out by a man.]

Man:
Hey, beat it! No cats allowed!

Male voice:
Well, well, well, look at the big brave pussycat.

[Jerry pokes his head out of the hole again. A brown dog sits in an abandoned car. The dog wears a cap, a shirt, a vest, and a scarf]

Male voice:
Yeah, picking on a teensy-weensy mouse.

Dog:
He'll feel guilty for this for the rest of his days. First time out in the cold, right? [Tom and Jerry nod] And instead of being pals, you're fighting like a cat and a mouse.

Male voice:
They are a cat and a mouse, Puggsy.

[Tom and Jerry look around themselves as they hear a voice. A green flea hops onto Puggsy's snout]

Puggsy:
That's true, Frankie, but they gotta learn to be pals or they aren't gonna make it out here. Is that true too?

Flea:
All too true, too. Frankie da Flea is the name, and I'm of French extraction.

Puggsy:
Haha! That just means before he met me, he lived on a poodle. Haha! I've been on the streets 2 years now. My owners left me behind when they moved. The name is Puggsy. What's yours?

Tom:
I'm Tom.

Jerry:
I'm Jerry.

[Tom and Jerry are both shocked as they look at each other]

Both:
You talked!

Tom:
Well, sure, I talked. What do you think I am, a dummy?

Jerry:
You said it, I didn't.

Tom:
Hey, you little pipsqueak, I oughta...! Hey! How come you've never spoke before?

Jerry:
There was nothing I wanted to say that I thought you'd understand, and there still isn't!

Tom:
All right, that does it, you little...! [grabs Jerry] Oh, boy! You get me angry!

Robyn Starling:
Who are you?

Tom:
Nobody.

Jerry:
Just us. He's Tom, and I'm Jerry.

[Michael Starling speaks into a radio while flying his helicopter.]

Man on radio:
Your daughter has run away, and no one knows where she is.

Michael:
What? My daughter has run away? If Robyn is in trouble, there's only one place she'll go. [turns the helicopter around and flies back to find his daughter]

Robyn:
What do we do?

Tom:
I'll get us outta here. Come on!

Jerry:
Push the red button! It's always the red one!

Tom:
I know it! I was just gonna push it.

Tom Cat:
Hey, you little pipsqueak, I oughta…! Hey! How come you've never spoke before?

Tom Cat:
[surprised by the news of the survival of Robyn's father by Jerry] Hey, she's not an orphan no more!

Jerry Mouse:
Uh-oh! Don't look now, but here comes the dragon lady! [Tom and Robyn gasp in horror]

Jerry Mouse:
[Puggsy: What are you two talking about?] Her Aunt Figg caught us before we could tell her.

Robyn Starling:
[repeated line] Tom! Jerry!

Robyn Starling:
He's alive?! My daddy's alive?!

Pristine Figg:
She's escaped again! I've got to call Lickboot.

Pristine Figg:
This is where they found her last time.

Pristine Figg:
[singsongy] Yoohoo! Robyn Starling, it's your Aunt Figg, darling, who has come to take you home!

Pristine Figg:
Didn't he go before we left home?

Pristine Figg:
Robyn, come to your dear Aunt Figg, darling. Spread out, and don't let the brat get by you.

Pristine Figg:
[ambushing Robyn in her and father's cabin] Daddy is "dead".

Pristine Figg:
You fools, look what you've done! Lickboot, grab the girl, and let's get outta here!

Pristine Figg:
[last words before their defeat] Gimme those keys! Look what you've done!

Lickboot:
That's exactly what you're doing. [Figg: Shut up, you twit!]

Lickboot:
[as Robyn kicks him] Ow! Why, you little…!

Lickboot:
[last words before their defeat] But the girl!

Michael Starling:
Robyn, I'm coming! Hang on!

Michael Starling:
Robyn, I promise I'll never leave you again.

Dr. Applecheek:
[last words before his defeat] Sorry, boys! One good turn deserves another! [laughs evilly]