Tomb Raider: Underworld

Alister Fletcher:
[Having recently discovered that the door to the Croft family crypt was hidden in the wall of their office] This gives me the creeps!

Zip:
I wish I still didn't know!

Lara Croft:
I warned you that playing your music too loud could wake the dead.

Lara Croft:
[Reading an inscription written by her father] Natla, I see your goal and I am your puppet no longer - Richard James Croft

Lara Croft:
[Following a clue left by her father, Lara discovers that her grandfather's casket was placed over a secret passageway] It seems father was full of surprises.

Lara Croft:
[the last time Lara saw Natla, she was being crushed under a giant pillar] Jacqueline Natla, you just don't know when to die.

Jacqueline Natla:
A trait we have in common.

Amanda Evert:
After killing the Midgard Serpent, Thor dies from its venom anyway.

Lara Croft:
Not if you clear the corridor and get us out of here

[Amanda tries to clear the debris from the corridor with her powers and the stones don't budge]

Amanda Evert:
Out of juice, just like Bolivia. The good news we saved the world. The bad news is now we're going to die down here, just like your mother.

Lara Croft:
Mother must have tried to use it to escape but didn't know how how. If pulling put these artifacts always brings you here, what will happen if I'm already here?

Amanda Evert:
Maybe you'll go to hell.

Lara Croft:
So, it's back to this, is it?

Amanda Evert:
What, you think we're even?

Lara Croft:
Would killing me make us even?

[last lines]

Lara Croft:
Goodbye, mother. Rest in peace.

Winston Smith:
[Zip fires his gun at Lara] Stop! It's Lara!

Zip:
I know!

Lara Croft:
[draws her guns] Drop it, Zip, or I'll drop you!

Zip:
What, so you can shoot at me again?

Winston Smith:
It wasn't Lara. Why would she set fire to her own home?

Zip:
She got into the vault. It had to be her.

Lara Croft:
Is that what happened here? Someone blew open the vault?

Zip:
All right, say it wasn't you. Someone who looked a hell a lot like you opened it using the retina scanner

Lara Croft:
Impossible.

Zip:
Exactly!

Alister Fletcher:
[after being shot by the Doppleganger] I feel... bloody awful.

Lara Croft:
Shh... Just lie still.

Alister Fletcher:
I'll see... see you...

Lara Croft:
Alister, hold on!

Alister Fletcher:
...see you... in Avalon.

Zip:
What are we going to do now?

Lara Croft:
After I deal with the authorities, I'm going to Southern Mexico to retrieve Thor's Belt.

Zip:
What? Alister's dead! And... it's business as usual?

Lara Croft:
I need Thor's belt to get to his hammer, and I need the hammer to kill a god.

Lara Croft:
My mother is dead. My mother is dead. My mother died a long time ago.

Jacqueline Natla:
I've lived so many times longer than your entire civilization, and I've never seen such delicious irony.

Lara Croft:
You seem to forgotten what I would be holding.

[Lara tries to strike Natla with Thor's hammer and is stopped in the process by the Doppleganger]

Jacqueline Natla:
When I made this creature for Amanda, she had no idea my true purpose was to have the means to destroy you at this very moment. The two of you never suspected that you were mere actors in my play. And so it ends.

Lara Croft:
Shut it down!

Jacqueline Natla:
Lara! Unexpected, but I'm glad you're here. You should be allowed to see the fruits of your labor.

Lara Croft:
That's the Midgard Serpent?

Jacqueline Natla:
Of course not. J?rmungandr is the network of the tectonic ridges that encircles the earth on the ocean floor. And we stand now on its weakest point, where the ancient supercontinent Pangaea first broke in two. When this relic unleashes its fury below, the very seems of the planet will burst. "The Midgard Serpent will rise up and spew poison into the air, and all the world will be consumed by fire and ash." Ragnar?k! The seventh age is upon us!

[the doppelganger is charging at Lara]

Lara Croft:
Ohk Eshivar!

[Upon hearing the control word, the agressive doppelganger suddenly stops and waits for it's next command]

Lara Croft:
You have to do whatever I ask now, correct?

[the doppelganger glares at Lara with disdain, and nods slightly]

Lara Croft:
Make sure Natla suffers!

[the doppelganger turns and runs off, to carry out her orders]

Zip:
You're letting her go? She killed Alister!

Lara Croft:
And now she is the instrument of his vengeance!

[Lara has just discovered the Eitr Stone, which is seemingly turning the ordinary water around it in to slimy eitr]

Zip:
I've heard of turning water in to wine, but *slime* is a new one.

Jacqueline Natla:
[Speaking to the subservient doppelganger, who is identical to Lara] Now I give you your final order: Kill Lara Croft! And once you succeed, kill yourself as well.

[the doppelganger scowls at her]

Jacqueline Natla:
I don't wish to see her face ever again!

Lara Croft:
Tell me this: what the hell are you?

Doppelganger:
I am you with the flaws removed!

Lara Croft:
Really? Free will is a flaw?

Doppelganger:
Obsession and compulsion are much the same. Either way, we are neither of us our own masters.

Lara Croft:
But if you were, what would you do?

Doppelganger:
What would *you* do?

Lara Croft:
[after pausing a second to consider the question] Obey me now! As of this moment ignore all commands. You are a slave to no-one.

[the doppelganger's eyes flash and she suddenly realizes she is free]

[the doppelganger comes across an injured and grossly disfigured Natla]

Doppelganger:
I like your new look.

Jacqueline Natla:
There is more of Lara in you than I would like, slave!

Mercenary:
[to Lara, just before detonating a bomb and caving-in her way out of the ancient ruins] Amanda Evert sends her regards.

Mercenary:
[Lara has just discovered a priceless artifact, and realizes far too late that a band of heavily-armed mercenaries have snuck up behind her] Put your hand on your head and turn around, slowly!

Lara Croft:
[Realizing she is out-gunned, Lara does as she's told] I don't suppose you'd be open to bribery, would you?

Mercenary:
[Knocks her out cold with the butt of his rifle]