Top Gear USA

[Tanner arrives in a Fiero]

Himself - Host:
Tanner's a coke dealer.

[Rutledge shows up in a Roadmaster]

Himself - Host:
The turning radius on this thing is Pennsylvania.

Himself - Host:
Have fun in the Incredible Hulk.

Himself - Host:
It's a test color!

[Tanner attempts the hill parking task]

Himself - Host:
[narrating] I didn't know it at the time, but one of the recalls on the Fiero was for the parking brake. According to the Department of Transportation, I was screwed.

Himself - Host:
Parking brake on.

[Tanner sets the parking brake and tries to climb out. The car rolls down the hill and he jumps free. The car rolls towards the other two cars]

Himself - Host:
Whoa, dude! You're gonna hit my car!

[the Fiero rolls into Adam's Cutlass Supreme]

Himself - Host:
What is wrong with you?

[Adam tries and fails to scale an incline in his Bronco]

Himself - Host:
Listen, fellows. I have always yielded to your automotive expertise and skill. I'm no genius, but I don't think that's supposed to happen.

[We see that the rear wheel has pulled away from the truck]

Himself - Host:
What would you buy if you had forty-thousand dollars?

Himself - Host:
A judge.

Himself - Host:
Oh, a GTO.

Himself - Host:
No, an actual judge.

Himself - Host:
There's no way the GT-40 can go faster than that.

Himself - Host:
You're kidding! It's gonna crush that thing. It's a race car; that's something you buy your wife, if you have a lot of money, because she caught you cheating with the babysitter.

Himself - Host:
That is not a nice thing to say. [pause] There's some guy watching right now who just looked over to his wife, and is like, "What? What? [pause] I just thought you would like it! It doesn't have anything to do with Katie."