Totsuzen! Neko no kuni banipal witt

Toriyasu:
Chu-Chu, we've gotta somehow convince your brother to give back the glove! If we get it, we can transform Master Sandada back to normal, right? Hello Chu-Chu...

Chu-Chu:
Toriyasu, whu do you think Master Sandada's planning to meet up with us.

Toriyasu:
Hey, I'm talking about Meeko. Oh, I know she's not your problem, but you're just staring at the moon there. Waiting for your prince...

Chu-Chu:
What was that?

Hoi-Hoi:
Toriyasu, don't tease her. That moon holds a special meaning.

Suttoboke:
It's a sad story about a cat and a mouse and the love they could never have...

Toriyasu:
But that's a fairy tale, right? Cats and mice don't mix!

Chu-Chu:
What do you mean "don't mix", where'd you get that idea?

Toriyasu:
Well... cats eat mice where I come from!

Chu-Chu:
But we're not in your world now you FOOL! To think, I was actually looking forward to meeting a human, but now I find myself disappointed.

Toriyasu:
Well, pardon me! I'm not here because I want to be, and if all the females here are crazy tomboys like you, you can bet I don't want to stay.

Chu-Chu:
Tomboy! I dare you to say that again!

Toriyasu:
Well, the female cats in my world are like the ones here, stuck-up and short-tempered, for a pet I'd take a dog any day.

Chu-Chu:
Ha, you better pay closer attention to Master Sandada instead of that thing, or you'll end up like my brother.

Toriyasu:
No way! I sure wouldn't fall for anything like a cat!

Chu-Chu:
What do you mean "anything like a cat"? Oh well, the spell doesn't work on outsiders, which is sometimes too bad.

Toriyasu:
Will you give me a break? I am human!

Meeko:
Mama, mama! My swimsuit, I need it, hurry!

Meeko:
So you're the ones! You're the space aliens who abducted our family pet!

Meeko:
[handing the cats a pair of shoes] These belong to Toriyasu. My brother doesn't believe in space aliens like me, although I'm surprised there's a cat planet! I'm not afraid to go because you guys seem nice.

Henji:
Listen, I hate to burst your bubble, but this isn't really the place for you. Little humans girls should be asleep in their beds getting plenty of rest.

Meeko:
No way! Why should I stay behind while Toriyasu has all the fun?! That's not fair! *I* *AM* *GOING!*

Henji:
Quiet, or some adults might hear you!

Meeko:
I want to go too! If you don't take me, I'm gonna scream louder...

Chu-Chu:
Wow.

Toriyasu:
Hey, what are you staring at?

Chu-Chu:
Your face. You were better looking when you were a cat.

Toriyasu:
That's a matter of opinion. Well excuse me--

[Chu-Chu licks Toriyasu on the cheek.]

Chu-Chu:
If you ever want to be a cat again, Toriyasu, come back anytime.