Toxic Avenger

Knuckles:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Cigar Face:
When we lay this wad on O'Clancy, the boss is going to have him by the balls.

Nipples:
I don't think O'Clancy will take the money. Everyone says he's a honest cop.

Knuckles:
He don't take the dough, I'm going to give him a blow.

Cigar Face:
Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of f***ing faggots.

Cigar Face:
I owe you for the other night monster f*ggot. So now we're going to give you six new a**holes. Compliments of me Cigar Face.

The Toxic Avenger:
You fat slob. Let's see if you've got any guts.

The Toxic Avenger:
Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.

Bruce:
I heard that the monster is soooo big.

Chauncey:
Well I bet he's got his eye on ME!

Bruce:
For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes.

Leroy:
Alright everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out.

Leroy:
Hey look Frank. Teeny-boppers. You like video games teeny-boppers? Your mommy give you quarters for video games? Well cough 'em up.

Leroy:
Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like mexican food little baby?

Leroy:
Well how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throught?

Julie:
That new camera really captures the moments.

Wanda:
I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.

Frank:
Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might get your asses home all intact.

Frank:
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are the entertainment for this afternoon. Now on the shotgun we've got my man Leroy. And on the cash register, we've got that magic fingers Rico.

Rico:
That's me.

Frank:
And last but not least, yours truely, Frank, on the stick.

Wanda:
Slug, are you sure no one will come in?

Slug:
I paid Tony 15 bucks. He said the place is ours till tomorrow morning.

Slug:
Get out of here you pervert.

Wanda:
Or I'll kill you.

Sara:
Why Melvin you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person. You're so muscular. It's been two years since I've touched a man.

Officer O'Clancy:
I'm not taking the money, you're wasting you're time.

Cigar Face:
That's where you're wrong. YOU'RE wasting our time. And now we're gonna waste you!