Transylvania 6-5000

Gil Turner:
You can't fire me, I'm your son.

Mac Turner:
Prove it!

Gil Turner:
Do you smell perfume?

Jack Harrison:
Yes. I know what was in this room.

Gil Turner:
What?

Jack Harrison:
The Creature from Estee Lauder.

Doctor Malavaqua:
Radu, attack!

Radu:
Master, I've had enough aggravation for one day.

Fejos:
Would you like to buy a monkey?

Odette:
[pulling Gil to her breast] Put your face to my breast. Tell me that you want me too!

Gil:
[muffled] I want you too!

Odette:
I want you so bad, it hurts.

Gil:
Me, too.

The Mayor:
This is Transylvania. Don't you want to ask us about Dracula? How about the Creature from the Black Lagoon? I got Godzilla in the next room. How about The Blob?