Transylvania 6-5000

[Bugs arrives at the door of the castle of Count Bloodcount and rings the doorbell. Count Bloodcount answers the door]

Bugs Bunny:
Sorry to disturb you, sir. I know it's late, but I seem to be off me course.

Count Bloodcount:
No, no, it's never too late. Come in.

[Count Bloodcount opens the door and lets Bugs in]

Bugs Bunny:
Yeah, well, you see, I just want to call me travel agency. They've routed me off me route.

Count Bloodcount:
I am a vampire.

Bugs Bunny:
Oh, yeah? Well, abacadabra, I'm an umpire.

[Bugs suddenly is wearing umpire clothes]

Count Bloodcount:
Hocus-pocus, I'm a bat!

[Count Bloodcount turns into a bat]

Bugs Bunny:
Okay. I'm a bat too! Abacadabra!

[Bugs turns into a baseball bat]

Count Bloodcount:
[putting on glasses] You wouldn't hit a bat with glasses on, would you?

[Bat hits Count Bloodcount]

Bugs Bunny:
[After hitting a tree underground] Wow! What a belt. These Pennsylvania hard words ain't too soft!

Bugs Bunny:
I hope the restaurant's still open. I haven't eaten since I left Cucamonga!

Bugs Bunny:
Another one? They oughta screen this place. [takes a sprayer and sprays the bat with it]

Bugs Bunny:
Abraca-pocus! [suddenly, his ears changed to bat wings] Caller! You can cancel the call! I think I'll fly home instead! [proceeds to fly away]

Bugs Bunny:
Well. A telephone, at last! Hello, operator? Will you please get me the ACME Travel Service in Perth Amboy, USA? [singing to himself] La-dee-de-dee-de, Abraca-pocus. [suddenly, his ears changed to bat wings] Hello, operator? You can cancel that call, please. I think I'll fly home instead! [proceeds to fly away]