Tusk

Wallace Bryton:
[fools around with an ivory carving] A walrus saved your life?

Howard Howe:
The walrus is far more evolved than any man I've ever known. Present company included.

Wallace Bryton:
Thank you!

Howard Howe:
[poker face] You're welcome.

Howard Howe:
Are you really mourning your loss of humanity? I don't understand. Who in the hell would want to be human? God Almighty... In all of my travels, I've only ever known a human to be an ocean of sh*t.

[drugs Wallace]

Howard Howe:
There, there. It'll be all right, Mr Tusk.

Wallace Bryton:
[on phone] I'm so scared, this guy means to turn me into an animal or something...

Howard Howe:
Hello. I am an old man who has enjoyed a long and storied life. And after eons of oceanic adventure, I know I do not wish to spend my remaining years alone while I have some stories to share...

[from trailer]

Wallace Bryton:
I don't wanna die in Canada!

Ally Leon:
It's good to cry. It separates us from the animals. Shows you have a soul.

Howard Howe:
Well I became acquainted with a walrus when I was lost at sea.

Howard Howe:
I'm so very tired Mr. Tusk, battered by a life of cruel fate and poor decisions and the terrible consequences of both.

Howard Howe:
You are a kitchen witch of only good fortune.

Ally Leon:
You! You bring me back. You make me feel beautiful again and cherished. You give me my humanity.

Wallace Bryton:
How far is Bifrost from here?

Girl Clerk #2:
Bifrost? Sh*t, that's far.

Girl Clerk #1:
[in Canadian accent] It's aboot 2 hours from here.

Wallace Bryton:
Yeah, these girls are telling me it's "aboot" two hours away.

Girl Clerk #1:
I hate American guys.

Howard Howe:
To solve a riddle older than the Sphinx. To answer the question which has plagued us since we first crawled from this Earth and stood erect in the sun. Is man, indeed, a walrus at heart?