Twice Two

Mrs. Laurel:
Where's the ice cream?

Stanley:
They didn't have any.

Mrs. Laurel:
Well why didn't you go somewhere else?

Stanley:
Well I spent the fifteen cents calling you up.

Mrs. Laurel:
"Spent the fifteen cents calling me up." Hmph!

Stanley:
Fanny.

Mrs. Laurel:
What?

Stanley:
Would you go to the kitchen and get the horse's radish?

Mrs. Laurel:
You go get it yourself. "Horse's radish"! Hmph!

Oliver:
Well what did she say?

Stanley:
She told me not to tell you that she's got a surprise for you.

Oliver:
Well don't tell me.

Stanley:
I won't. I can keep a secret.

Stanley:
Ollie said we should go out to dinner to celebrate our university.