Two-Minute Warning

Janet:
I was on the same plane as you. I couldn't help but notice how attractive you are. You know you have a very beautiful mouth?

Steve:
Yeah, so do you, but it's big. You go away, lady, or I'll call a cop.

Janet:
I am a cop.

Steve:
Well, then kiss me, I'm crazy about cops.

Mr. Green:
You listen. I just hope you pick the right team today, Stu, because if I don't get that 28 G's in my pocket before sundown, you're going to take another trip out the window. And next time, nobody holds the ankles. You got it?

Lucy:
Are you a doctor?

Al:
Yeah, how'd you know?

Lucy:
Dirty shoes and clean white hands.

Al:
A lot of guys have clean hands.

Lucy:
But not that clean. It must have taken you ten years at least to get them that clean.

Al:
What are you, a commercial or what?

Steve:
He's a hell of a charmer. Just make sure his hair doesn't fall in your drink.