Two Men Went to War

Maj. Bates:
An army that can't bite is an army that can't fight.

Pvt. Leslie Cuthbertson:
Have you ever been married sergeant?

Sgt. Peter King:
What do I want to do that for?

Sgt. Peter King:
You've got a head like a toy box Cuthbertson.

Pvt. Leslie Cuthbertson:
Is that cheese off?

Sgt. Peter King:
No, it's French.

Pvt. Leslie Cuthbertson:
We're out of petrol.

Sgt. Peter King:
Cop hold of that oar Cuthbertson.

Pvt. Leslie Cuthbertson:
We're not going to row are we?

Sgt. Peter King:
No. We're going to knit a jumper. It'll give you an appetite.