Urusei Yatsura: Tsuki ni Hoeru

Ataru's Mother:
[Sobbing] Oh why did this happen?

Ataru's Father:
Don't cry dear.

Ataru's Mother:
But our only son, on whose behalf we have endured so much hardship, has gone and become a raccoon-man! I can't show my face to the neighbors! [Wails loudly]

Ataru:
I'm not a raccoon! I'm a wolf-man!

Ataru's Father:
Really? You look more like a dog-man to me.

Ataru:
I'm telling you, I'm a wolf-man!

Ataru's Mother:
A raccoon-man. No matter how you look at it, you're a raccoon-man.

Ataru's Father:
He's a dog.

Ataru's Mother:
He's a raccoon!