V Graham Norton

Sandi Toskvig:
The last thing I said was don't watch Graham Norton in front of granny.

Graham Norton:
And did they?

Sandi Toskvig:
I don't know. She's still talking to me, so probably not!

Sandi Toskvig:
Just to annoy the Daily Mail, shall you and I get married?

Graham Norton:
You won't believe the temperature here. I will be going for a swim later, just as soon as I've cracked the ice in the pool!

[Graham has revealed his Earthquake simulator]

Bert Reynolds:
I have a bed like that.

Graham Norton:
Lucky you!