Vadakkunokkiyantram

Thalathil Dineshan:
Let me tell you something at first. I am not at all handsome.

Thalathil Dineshan:
One old man

Shobha:
Which old man?

Thalathil Dineshan:
An old man who went to a barber shop thinking it is a hotel.

Thalathil Dineshan:
Old man to the barber, what is there?

Thalathil Dineshan:
Then barber to the old man, Cutting or shaving?

Thalathil Dineshan:
Then old man to the barber, both one plate

Thalathil Dineshan:
[laughs]

Thalathil Dineshan:
What happened to the milk?

Shobha:
[looks doubtfully]

Thalathil Dineshan:
One glass of cow's milk

Thalakulam Sir:
Do you sing?

Thalathil Dineshan:
Yes. [sings]

Thalakulam Sir:
Don't sing. Just tell her that you will sing.