VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans

Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.

Billboy Baggypants:
I'm feeling stretched like chocolate pudding spread across too much ham.

Randolf:
Unnatural creatures forged by Scaryman himself. Half spoon, half fork.

Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
You mean...

Randolf:
Sporks. They are his utensils. And they do his bidding.

Eagle:
WHAT was THAT? Oh! There's a bird! Let's jump on him! Maybe he'll fly us wherever we want to go! Maybe he'll serve us drinks! And little bags of peanuts! Get your own ride!

Randolf:
I [pause] thought that would work.

Leg-O-Lamb:
[ripping the fake ears off Ear-O-Corn, dressed as Elvis] I KNEW it!

Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn:
What?

Leg-O-Lamb:
You should be ashamed of yourself! You're no Elf! You're an Elvish impersonator! You sicken me, deceitful one.

Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn:
Oh right! Like YOU'RE a real elf! Give the gourd a bow and arrow and he's a REAL Elf!

Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
You were a Flobbit?

Ahem:
That's right. A perfectly normal Flobbit named Spiegel.

Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
You were that Flobbit? That Flobbit who bought everything mail order?

Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
So what happened?

Ahem:
To me? One day before ten a.m. I had created and consumed a two-hundred pound marshmallow Peep. Unfortunately I fell into a sugar coma. When I awoke three days later, the Bean was gone. And now look at me!

Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn:
We'll create a distraction! Does anyone have a banjo and an inflatable turkey?

Other Elf:
[coming out of a tree] Who wants a cookie?

Lead Spark:
[evil face] We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days [brightening up] I'd love a cookie.

Other Elf:
Nothing tastes better than a cookie baked in a tree!

Scaryman:
Sporks! Save me! [other Elf shakes his head and hops off]

Lead Spark:
Cookie Man say No. [Sporks happily hop off behind Other Elf]

Scaryman:
Oh bother.