Victoria & Albert

Prince Albert:
[Victoria bangs on Albert's study door] Who is it?

Victoria:
[In a loud annoyed voice] What do you mean? "Who is it?" It's your queen!

Prince Albert:
[Victoria takes a deep breath and calms down a bit knocks on the door calmly] Who is it?

Victoria:
[In a calm and quiet voice] It's your wife. [Albert opens the door and Victoria goes in and closes the door quietly]

Prince Albert:
I'm not speaking as your husband I am speaking as Vicky's Father!