Viimne reliikvia

Agnes:
We don't pay for chatting.

Siim:
What are you doing in this convent?

Ursula:
My parents put me here. Because of the sins.

Siim:
[archly] What kind of sins?

Ursula:
Hug me, then you'll see.

Siim:
Oh, that's not a sin! [grabs her and starts laughing]

Rebel leader:
Fellows, Tallinn isn't far any more!

Ivo:
[in a scared voice] Are you a ghost or a human being! [throws a candle towards Gabriel]

Gabriel:
Greetings from the underworld. They wait you there.

Ivo:
How many times do I have to kill a guy!

Gabriel:
Look, your horses are on fire!

Brother Johannes:
[to the monks] Important message! Extraordinary assignment calls you from the protective bosom of the convent to send you into the wide world. [loudly] Search for Miss Agnes von M?nnikhusen! [calmly] Among the friends and among the enemies. From under the land and from the top of the land. If you find her... Then maybe God will forgive you that you are... Thieves. Drunkers. Letches. Loafers. Blockheads!

Brother Johannes:
I've asked our common friend and acquaintance Ivo Schenkenberg to help us.

Abtiss:
[with a disgust] He's a rotter!

Brother Johannes:
[with a pretended surprise] Who? Ivo Schenkenberg? Well, yes. He is a rotter. *And a drunker.* He's a free man, as he likes to say.

Abtiss:
[firmly] Free men are the biggest heretics!

Gabriel:
[to Siim] Wait me in Tallinn, in The Limping Frog's Tavern!

[five Ivo's men are watching how Agnes and Gabriel are lying and kissing]

Ivo's soldier 1:
Hi, farmer!

[Agnes and Gabriel jump up and Ivo's men start laughing]

Ivo's soldier 1:
I'll eat my hat, if one of them isn't a woman!

Ivo's soldier 2:
[ironically] I wonder, who?

[Ivo's men start laughing]

Ivo's soldier:
[after Ivo has stabbed Gabriel into the back and his soldiers have thrown Gabriel into a river]

Ivo's soldier:
You can immediately see... That they are old friends!

Soldier:
Hey, sister! What's in your carriage?

Ursula:
Candles! To the holy sisters!

Whore:
Ivo? Ivo won't come here any more. Ivo has a wedding tomorrow.

Brother Johannes:
[holding up a test-tube] What a magnificent colour!

[during horseback riding]

Hans von Risbieter:
[to Agnes] Actually, *I* am the best horseback rider in Livonia!

Monk:
Holy Father, they smashed the Holy Relic!

Brother Johannes:
Oafs will be oafs!

[Ivo arrives to the place where his soldiers are fighting with Gabriel]

Ivo:
Men! What's going on here?

Ivo's soldier:
Oh... We were just fooling around!

[to Agnes, after whipping her]

Abtiss:
Now, continue yourself!

[to the maid, while standing naked in the tub]

Hans von Risbieter:
My casket, my hat, my sword! My bride is waiting for me!

[about von Risbieter]

Brother Johannes:
Impertinent youth!

[to the guards, when Gabriel and the rebels have arrived into the convent]

Abtiss:
Capture this dog of hell!

Gabriel:
Can the young lady swim?

Agnes:
No, I can't. But I'm sure that my horse can!

[to Gabriel, after she has clumsily managed to swim in the middle of the river]

Agnes:
Are you... [sputter] Are you still doubting in my abilities?

Rebel leader:
Our relic is the freedom!