Wan pîsu: One Piece

Monkey D. Luffy:
I want to eat meat!

Nami:
I'm here to kill you.

Coby:
We shouldn't worry about being able to achieve our dreams, as long as we have the desire to do it!

Roronoa Zoro:
I am always serious.

Nami:
That's what makes you so stupid.

Roronoa Zoro:
There is a difference between using three swords... and using Santouryuu!

Monkey D. Luffy:
I'm the man who's going to be the Pirate King!

Usopp:
Talking's easy, but we'll need true strength for the battle. What are you guys capable of?

Roronoa Zoro:
Slicing!

Monkey D Luffy:
Stretching!

Nami:
Thieving!

Usopp:
...Running and hiding!

Usopp:
Protecting what we cherish most as men is the reason why we formed this pirate crew!

Johnny:
Were all problems to be solved with apologies, we wouldn't need the marines!

Gold Roger:
Bear conviction under your flag!

Usopp:
There's a rule against going for that area of a man!

Monkey D Luffy:
[in Nami's cartography room at Arlong Park] It's this room. I can't let it exist. The room she doesn't want to be in. [shouts] I'll destroy it all!

Sanji:
It's time to get a girl.

Monkey D Luffy:
[shouts] Nami! You are my nakama!

Nami:
What's that Luffy?

Monkey D. Luffy:
This armor will protect me from harm!

Roronoa Zoro:
AHHH! The armor broke!

Roronoa Zoro:
Was that a bribe?

Monkey D. Luffy:
Yup.

[walks off]

Roronoa Zoro:
Well, at least he's honest.

Usopp:
[he last saw Luffy at the bottom of a cliff] YOU'RE ALIVE!

Monkey D. Luffy:
Of course. Why wouldn't I be?

Nami:
Luffy, who, or what, in the world are you?

Monkey D. Luffy:
What do you mean?

Nami:
Don't you think it's kind of odd that you smashed through all those buildings and you don't have a scratch on you?

Monkey D. Luffy:
Nope.

Roronoa Zoro:
[upon learning that Luffy is inside a giant snake] Does he realize what a pain he is?

Niko Robin:
[she was their enemy just a few days ago] So, can I join your crew?

Monkey D. Luffy:
You're a good fighter, so sure.

Nami:
LUFFY!

Monkey D. Luffy:
What's the big deal?

Tony Tony Chopper:
[after Luffy is taken off the ship by a giant bird] HELP! LUFFY... BIRD... DANGER... HELP!

Roronoa Zoro:
[calmly] Did he ask for help?

Tony Tony Chopper:
Well, no.

Roronoa Zoro:
Then don't worry about it.

Sanji:
Yeah, he can handle himself.

Monkey D. Luffy:
GUM-GUM BAZOOKA! [takes down the bird] Hey, Sanji, can you cook this up?

Sanji:
Sure thing.

Roronoa Zoro:
Dibs on the drumstick.

Nami:
[after Luffy falls down to take a nap in the middle of a road] Luffy, how can you sleep at a time like this?

Monkey D. Luffy:
Because I want to, and also, because I'm tired.

Monkey D. Luffy:
[about to be beheaded by Buggy the Clown] Hey Zolo, Sanji [smiles] Bye, guys!

Roronoa Zolo:
LUFFY! [Buggy is suddenly struck by lightning and the platform they're on collapses, Luffy gets up completely unharmed]

Monkey D. Luffy:
[still smiling] Wow, that sure was a close one, huh guys? [everyone stares in shock]

Coby:
[after Alvita asks him who's the loveliest on the sea] Why, you are, of course, Mrs. Alvita, pirate, ma'am!

Monkey D. Luffy:
When was the last time you had your eyes checked?

Monkey D. Luffy:
[after seeing a skinny woman claiming to be Alvita] Don't you mean you're like half of her?

Coby:
Luffy, do you think I could join the Navy?

Monkey D. Luffy:
The Navy?

Coby:
Yes! It's always been my dream to serve the law, and uphold good over evil! So, do you think I can do it?

Monkey D. Luffy:
Well, how should I know?

Monkey D. Luffy:
I'll need tough fighters for my crew. How about that guy Alvita mentioned?

Coby:
You mean Roronoa Zolo?

Monkey D. Luffy:
Yeah!

Coby:
But he's a pirate hunter, not a pirate! Big difference.

Monkey D. Luffy:
Not really if he's a good guy.

Coby:
Besides I heard he got arrested.

Monkey D. Luffy:
Well, if he's a good guy, I'll help him escape!

Coby:
[looks at him in disbelief] You think you can make anything happen, don't you?

Monkey D. Luffy:
Sure do!

Coby:
I wonder if I should go with him... He stands for everything I'm against, yet he makes me feel brave.

Nami:
Luffy, what are you still doing here? I told you to leave. Leave! Leave! LEAVE! Don't you understand, I... I... I need your help.

Monkey D. Luffy:
[gives her his hat, his most prized possession] Then let's go!

Nami:
[after Luffy and Zolo allow themselves to be beaten up] I still don't get why you guys didn't flatten them! I mean it's what guys do! When someone insults them or pushes them, they fight back! It's just not normal...

Tony Tony Chopper:
[after seeing Ussopp's 5 ton hammer break] You mean it was a fake?

Usopp:
Of course! I can't lift five tons! I quit after five pounds!

Monkey D. Luffy:
[after learning about a forbidden island, that all who enter are never seen again] You mean there's a place we're not suppose to go to?

Usopp:
Oh no, I know that look! We are *not* going there!

Monkey D. Luffy:
Soon I'll be King of the Pirates!

Roronoa Zolo:
I'll be the greatest swordsman in the world!

Monkey D. Luffy:
Come on, everyone join!

Sanji:
I'll find the Great Blue!

Usopp:
I'll be brave!

Nami:
And, I'll have mapped out the entire world!

Roronoa Zolo:
[about Trace Heatfist] Luffy, did you know that guy? Is he a friend of yours?

Monkey D. Luffy:
No, well yeah, sort of. [laughs] He's my big brother!

Monkey D. Luffy:
[about Nami possibly being trapped on a forbidden island] Look at it this way: if he really is omnipotent he'd know he'd go rescue her. So, if he didn't want us to go he'd send her back, which mean he really *does* want us to go!

[repeated line]

Sanji:
That's no way to treat a lady!

Monkey D. Luffy:
Enough running! Let's fight these Navy guys! [trips over a bunch of harpoons the Navy ships fired at them] Hey, what are these doing here?

Sanji:
Ussopp thought we might be able to use them.

Monkey D. Luffy:
Nah, I'll just throw them overboard. [chucks the wooden harpoons over the back of the ship, and hits the pursuing Navy ships] Now, let's fight these Navy guys! [sees the ships full of harpoons] Oh...

Niko Robin:
Let put out the fires if we don't need them. We don't want to announce our location to our enemies.

Monkey D. Luffy:
What a rookie move. You hear that Usopp? She want us to put out the fire, what should we do?

Usopp:
I don't know. It's not really her fault, though. She's never been exposed to this kind of living. We should be tolerant.

Niko Robin:
What are you saying?

Monkey D. Luffy:
[both crying] You're always suppose to have a campfire when you camp, that's what makes it *camping*!

Nami:
It's never ending with those idiots. HEY! Lay off the sob stories! You know how dangerous this island is! Let's not give it any help in killing us!

Monkey D. Luffy:
Don't care.

Nami:
We are in the middle of a war between knights protecting their king, and gorillas forging a coup, not to mention the giant, blood-thirst monsters that wait around every corner to eat us!

Usopp:
Sky island scary... sky island scary... sky island scary...

Roronoa Zoro:
[with giant pill of wood] Luffy, take a look! Is this enough wood for your fire?

Nami:
Can you idiots think for one second!

Sanji:
[dozens of eyes appear behind him] Don't worry wild animals are afraid of fire they'll stay away!

Nami:
But they're surrounding us!

Tony Tony Chopper:
[translating for a wolf] You rotten two leggers better not be trying to muscle in and take what doesn't belong to you! [as himself] No, we're not like that! [translating] This is our forest! Everything here belongs to us! The land, the trees, and the air!

Nami:
[punches the wolf] Nothing's keeping me from that treasure!

Usopp:
[wolves growling] Great! Everything's gotten worse again! Now we get eaten by wolves, didn't see that coming!

Nami:
Do something!

Usopp:
What can I do?

Tony Tony Chopper:
[translating for the wolf] Back down boys, we might have the numbers, but they have the raw power! Girl, you back one mean punch. Gotta say, you're my kind of angry.

Usopp:
So that's what a happy ending looks like?

Roronoa Zoro:
I guess so.

Monkey D. Luffy:
Then I have an idea: CAMPFIRE!

Usopp:
It's the Festival of the Night before Gold Hunting!

Monkey D. Luffy:
CAMPING!

Usopp:
This isn't a party! We're in enemy territory! now calm down!

Monkey D. Luffy:
Not a party, got it. Hey, Usopp, is a BBQ a party?

Tony Tony Chopper:
Zoro, you said you're going to the island, but what are you gonna do when you get there?

Roronoa Zoro:
God's on this island, right? I'm gonna go meet him.

Nami:
Why would you want to meet someone with such horrible power?

Roronoa Zoro:
Who knows? I guess that depends on his attitude.

Tony Tony Chopper:
Zoro... is more arrogant than god!

Nami:
There are priests on this island, and everyone knows you're not suppose to anger god! That's just common sense!

Roronoa Zoro:
Sorry, but I've never actually prayed to god.

Tony Tony Chopper:
Zoro is so cool!

Roronoa Zoro:
Why should I pray to someone I don't believe in?

Nami:
[praying] Oh, Lord God, I don't know this man! Please don't punish me with him!

Tony Tony Chopper:
You're so cool, Zoro!

Monkey D. Luffy:
Hey, there's the ship!

Sanji:
Nami, my sweet! I beat the IQ Love Test to rescue you!

Monkey D. Luffy:
Love? I thought it was orbs!

Usopp:
If that was love, I don't ever want to see it again!

Sanji:
[choosing between the IQ Iron, Swamp, Orb, and String tests] So which one should we choose?

Monkey D. Luffy:
How about the Orb test?

Usopp:
Why that one?

Monkey D. Luffy:
Orb's like a ball, right? Sounds fun!

Usopp:
That's your reason?

Monkey D. Luffy:
Why? Which one would you pick?

Usopp:
I don't know. I guess Orb does sound the least likely to kill us... [thinks about each of the tests and envisions them all being scary] On second thought, they all sound scary!

Monkey D. Luffy:
[after they picked the orb test] Hey! Maybe this is like one of those games!

Sanji:
What games?

Monkey D. Luffy:
You know! You pick the right door and you get a prize, but if you pick the wrong one...

Usopp:
You waited until now to tell us this!

Monkey D. Luffy:
I forgot.

Sanji:
So what happens if we picked the wrong one?

Monkey D. Luffy:
Let's see... we fall all the way back to the Blue Sea!

Sanji:
Come on, nothing like that is going to happen!

Sanji:
[they fall down a huge waterfall] I can't believe that just happened...

Usopp:
I seriously thought... we we're falling all the way back to the Blue Sea...

Sanji:
That's because *someone* had to make up that story to scary us!

Monkey D. Luffy:
[laughing] Come on! I thought I was a goner too!

Additional Voices:
Donquixote Doflamingo: Pirates are evil? The Marines are righteous? These terms have always changed throughout the course of history! Kids who have never seen peace and kids who have never seen war have different values! Those who stand at the top determine what's wrong and what's right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!