We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story

Louie:
C'mon, Big Eyes, ya killin' me. What's the matter?

Cecilia:
It's Thanksgiving...

Louie:
So, what's there to cry about? Ya don't like turkey?

Dweeb:
Let's face it... we've evolved.

Buster:
Hey, aren't you a dinosaur?

Rex:
Why, yes. From tooth to toe, I am.

Buster:
Then, what are you doin' playing golf?

Rex:
I'm smart, Buster. I'm a smart dinosaur. But... I wasn't always.

Buster:
You weren't?

Rex:
Oh, no. I started off stupid and violent.

Buster:
You DID?

Rex:
This was a long time ago, you understand? A LONG time ago. I was a real terror then. I was a real animal. And I was hungry, ALL the time!

Louie:
Everybody, I'd like you to meet my new friend, Cecilia Nuthatch.

Rex:
The name's Rex. Nice to meet you.

Cecilia:
A pleasure Rex.

[curtsies]

Cecilia:
Very nice to meet you.

Dweeb:
...And I'm Dweeb! Hi!

Cecilia:
A pleasure, Dweeb.

[curtsies]

Cecilia:
Very nice to meet you.

Elsa:
[chuckling] She's so well brought-up!

Louie:
Alright, break it up. Enough with the pleasantries...

Professor Screweyes:
Hey Stubbs! Where do you think you're goin'? Get back here!

Stubbs the Clown:
Oh, I forgot to tell ya... I QUIT! I quit! Ha! I resign! Are you gettin' this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean!

[audience laughs]

Stubbs the Clown:
But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY!

[hands each item to Screweyes as he mentions it]

Stubbs the Clown:
Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tounge gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard!

[audience laughing]

Stubbs the Clown:
SO LONG! Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya...

Stubbs the Clown:
[Screams] THAT'S! COMEDY!

Professor Screweyes:
Brother! Brother, wait! When I am all alone... when I have no one to scare, I get very frightened myself.

Rex:
Sorry about the way I acted. I was a real animal.

Elsa:
We all have regrets, Rex.

Woog:
Tell me about it. The things I've stepped on.

Dr. Bleeb:
They're not here. I missed them again because of my endless, shameless lateness. No matter, we'll rendezvous. We'll rendezvous.

Rex:
I'm Rex. What's your name?

Louie:
I think it's Louie, but seeing you guys is giving me doubts about my brain.

Captain Neweyes:
Heard your wish on my wish radio. "Let no bad happen." Very good. Couldn't agree more.

Louie:
Put him down, Rex. Rex, that means king. Be a king, Rex.

Dr. Bleeb:
[Walks to the crane area where Louie and the dinosaurs just left] Welcome to New York City! [adjusts her glasses, realizes that those are cranes] Oh, I missed them from apparent lateness. We'll rendezvous, we'll rendezvous.

Dr. Bleeb:
[Not noticing as Rex runs and steps over her, puts a poster over the Professor Screweyes Eccentric Circus poster] Dinosaur exhibit, the Museum of Natural History. You can't skimp out publicity.

Cecilia:
[the kids are in costume, participating in the circus as a cover] Louie, I feel so silly! What is wrong with these people?

Louie:
I dunno, but I've never seen so many tonsils in my life!

[Louie and Cecilia are about to sign Prof. Screweyes' contract]

Cecilia:
Louie, I'm scared.

Professor Screweyes:
You are? Good.

Professor Screweyes:
[describing his Fright Radio] It picks up what people are scared to death of. You see, I find out what they're frightened of on this radio and that's what I try to give them with my circus. It's a public service, but this is the station that comes in the loudest of all.

[Prof. Screweyes has just shown off his Fright Radio to the kids and the dinosaurs]

Professor Screweyes:
You see what they're most afraid of?

Woog:
No.

Professor Screweyes:
Monsters!

Rex:
Monsters?

Professor Screweyes:
You!

Rex:
Us?

Dweeb:
Us?

Professor Screweyes:
[holding out a jar of glowing pills] With a little help, yes.

Cecilia:
What's that?

Professor Screweyes:
It's Brain Drain, the remedy to my brother's goody-two-shoes breakfast cereal. It'll take you back. It'll make you monsters.

Woog:
But we don't want to be monsters.

Rex:
We're not taking anything. You can forget it.

Professor Screweyes:
All right, you're free. You can go. I can't stop you. But the kids... are mine.

Woog:
Do you want a hotdog? or do you want a HOTDOG?

Louie:
Just get me to the circus and we'll say no more about it. [He starts walking as the dinosaurs follow him, Rex bumps his head on one of the construction devices with a clang]

Rex:
Ow! Ooh!

Louie:
Be careful, will ya? I can't be savin' ya every two minutes.

Buster:
Expect the postcard, for some place warm. Miami or maybe Cuba. Arrivederci, Mama.

Buster's Mother:
Ohh!

Buster:
Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!! Oh, aah! (cries) Aah-ha, ha, haooh! Phew!

Rex:
Hello there, you little fella!

Rex:
[sniffs a hot dog] Smells good. [eats it] Hey! That's what I call LUNCH!!!

[the other dinosaurs laughed]

Dweeb:
Lunch?! That's what used to call me!

Cecilia:
(sobbing and her hat fly away)

Louie:
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hit the breaks! I gotta land a minute.

[Cecilia stopped crying, she see Louie wear's her hat and Elsa appears]

Elsa:
Hello.

[Cecilia screamed]

Louie:
[he fell] Hey, hey, hey, don't panic, I'm a good guy.

Cecilia:
Who are you!? And What's that!?

Louie:
Hey, Babe. I'm Louie. That there is a friend of mine. I got..[Cecilia door shut offscreen]

Cecilia:
(sobbing)

Louie:
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. Why are you crying?

Cecilia:
I AM NOT CRYING! (gasped)

Louie:
Huh?

Elsa:
Aw.

Louie:
Back off, back off. You're foggin' the glass. Come on, Big Eyes, you're killing me. What's a matter?

Cecilia:
It's Thanksgiving.

Louie:
So, what's there to cry about? You don't like Turkey?

Cecilia:
No, It's my parents.

Louie:
What about your parents? Do they beat you? [he bumped a music toy] Oh!

Cecilia:
No, they're just never around. It's Thanksgiving, and they're off doing other things. You see, my father's very business, and my mother's very social.

Louie:
The name's Louie. What's yours?

Cecilia:
Cecilia Nuthatch.

Louie:
Well, Cecilia Nuthatch, you should've had my mother slobbering kisses all over me, in public! I had to make tracks, so you know what I'm doing?

Cecilia:
No. What?

Louie:
I'm running away to the Circus.

Cecilia:
You are?

Louie:
I am! What are you say you throw this hat away and come fly with me?

[Cecilia looking and grabbed photo, her parents on a picture with the words, "Wish you were here!" and she feel sad and looked around to the living room, desktop, and bedroom. Thanksgiving picture with sad Cecilia picture on the middle seat]

Louie:
[chuckles]

Cecilia:
Alright, I will!

[Cecilia throws a hat will flying away to the city, A little girl named, Sasha. Sasha look a Thanksgiving hat and she asked mom and she felt sad and shocked look a Thanksgiving hat on her head and she smiled]

Elsa:
I've been meaning to talk to you, Rex.

Rex:
About what, Elsa?

Elsa:
The way, you look at me. It makes me want to... um... lay an egg.

Vorb:
Oh, here! Have some cereal!

Vorb:
Arrivederci. Goodbye!

Rex:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!

Louie:
You Bunch of Dopes

Cecilia:
Let no bad happen.

Professor Screweyes:
Hey Stubbs! Where do you think you're goin'? Get back here!

Stubbs the Clown:
Oh, I forgot to tell ya... I QUIT! I quit! Ha! I resign! Are you gettin' this completely in your ear? I am PROFOUNDLY outta here! And this ain't about money. I ain't even complaining about my dry cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep YOUR clothes clean!

Stubbs the Clown:
But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! KEEP MY LAST CHECK, BUDDY!

Stubbs the Clown:
Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my rabbit, HIS backstage passes, my fake fangs, a few birds, my pogo stick, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by a mermaid and her normal brother, Richard!

Stubbs the Clown:
SO LONG! Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya. [Screams] THAT'S! COMEDY!