We Can Be Heroes

Daniel Sims:
Chicks are more attracted to blokes with spastic qualities.

Phil Olivetti:
I laughed at the suggestion when I nominated myself.

Ricky Wong:
I don't know where my talent came from. My dad sometimes whistles, but that's about it.

Ja'mie King:
Two days a week without food keeps me looking hot.

Jhyll King, Ja'mie's Mother:
She starves herself, I don't know how many times a week, to collect money for the 40 Hour Famine. It seems like sometimes Ja'mie is always on the 40 Hour Famine.

Ricky Wong:
I spell "fun" with a "ph".

Ja'mie King:
"Whatever" is simply not good enough.

Daniel Sims:
This is our dog, Ja Rule. We call him that 'cos he's black.

Ricky Wong:
Professor Lee, you in the Wong lab!

Sonali:
I'm sorry you lose.

Ja'mie King:
You don't have to be a sarcastic b*tch about it.

Ja'mie King:
If it wasn't for me, you guys would be like totally dead.

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Herself - Narrator:
Each year thousands of Australian citizens are nominated. People who make a significant contribution, demonstrate excellence in their field or are inspirational role models in their community. On Australia Day, one of them is named the Australian of the Year.

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Phil Olivetti:
Talk about a rough day at work.

Ricky Wong:
I used to always say "Physics is fun". And... but I would spell it with a "ph". "Phun".

Ricky Wong:
I don't know where my talent came from. I always ask my parents "where did it come from?", and no one knows. My dad sometimes whistles, but that's about it.

Ja'mie King:
Two days a week without food keeps me looking really hot. Do you know what I mean?

Ja'mie King:
The only girls that don't look hot are fugly lesbians.

Daniel Sims:
That's our dog, Ja Rule. Named after the rapper 'cause he's black.

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Herself - Narrator:
Role models, high achievers, people who inspire, Australians who are our heroes, in a matter of months one of these nominees could be the Australian of the Year.

Daniel Sims:
Nathan, you fag.

Ricky Wong:
How do you spell fun? PHun.

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Herself - Narrator:
Each year thousands of nominees are assessed for the Australian of the Year award. Are they inspiring? Are they heroes? What have they achieved? We follow the day to day lives of five contenders who have passed the first stage of assessment. Do these people have what it takes to be the next Australian of the Year.

Phil Olivetti:
The kids really sort of enjoy having Dad around more often.

Ricky Wong:
Today is the hardest part of the acting industry. It's audition time. It's... I'm auditioning for the musical. The new Chisoc musical. And umm I'm very nervous. I get very nervous about audition, but I... I want the lead badly.

Daniel Sims:
I live on a farm, I drive a tractor. Me and Craig have got "The X Factor".

Daniel Sims:
Talk it up mate. It's all good. Stop.

Ja'mie King:
Sleepovers are awesome. They're like a chance for us girls to get together and like talk about issues.

Daniel Sims:
I think that chicks are totally into spastic qualities in blokes.

Phil Olivetti:
They call me Donkey down at the station. Yeah, I've got a really big penis.

Pat Mullins:
Stigmatism in the eye.

Ja'mie King:
I'm not doing this. I'm so not doing this.

Ja'mie King:
What's hotter? This or...

Ja'mie King:
Should we wake my mum up? I'm so freaked out.

Pat Mullins:
You need a fair bit of preparation for our role to Uluru.

Pat Mullins:
Out! You!

Pat Mullins:
Terry. Wow-wee!

Pat Mullins:
I'll always love my Terry.

Daniel Sims:
Catch up with the boys.

Ja'mie King:
What did you have for lunch today?

School girl:
A salad sandwich.

Ja'mie King:
How much did it cost?

School girl:
$2.50

Ja'mie King:
OK, that's like five kids dead!

Ja'mie King:
[On the phone] Can I please speak to your manager? You don't sound like a manager, you sound like a fat f***ing b*tch. I'm sorry but you sound really fat. [Shocked at something said on the other line] I am totally sixteen, I'm going to call my Dad and we're going to call the cops and you are so going to be dead. Goodbye B*tch!

Ja'mie King:
Are you sure you're the manager? Because you sound like a fat b*tch. Seriously, i'm sorry but you sound f***ing fat.